The black phone ~One Shots~

the birds and the bees ~Robin Arellano~

Y/n pov:
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"She's finally asleep" Robin said, walking into the bedroom,after he lied down our 9 year old daughter in her bedas.he closes the door,takes off his shirt and walks towards me,getting on-top of me,I squeal,getting excited because we haven't screwed around since I gave birth

His hands travel up my waist,till one of his hands were cupping my boob,he licked and kissed my neck, suddenly he flipped me on my stomach,I sat up, grabbing onto the head frame as Robin starts to pound into me, heavily moans and whimpers fall out of my mouth,as Robin slaps my ass,as I groaned,the door opens revealing our daughter,we both turned and started to panic,Robin gets off of me as I turned back around onto my back again

"Don't hit mommy!" Our daughter said standing at the door way

"Why were you hitting her,what were you doing?"

Robin: "nothing angel just go back to bed"

"What were you doing?!"

I finally got enough,she's 9 she should know how babies are made by now

"W-we were having sex"

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"I can believe she caught us" I said while I was dressed,pasting around the room nervous

Robin: "it's fine y/n"

"No it's not! Non of what she saw what okay!"

Robin: "she's 9,look I caught my parents fucking,when I was 5,and I turned out fine"

"You remember that when you were 5?!"

Robin: "oh...well listen y/n,we're explain to her the birds and the bees"

"Fine"

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We went down stairs to the supper table to see our daughter sitting there,we took a seat opposite from her

Robin: "um,Rostia" (kids name) "you know what testicles are?"

Rosita: "balls"

Robin: "well in then are millions of these sperm,and they're kinda like little..fish

Rostia: "fish?"

Y/n: "not fish,like kinda like...tadpoles"

Rostia: "you got tadpoles in your balls?"

Robin: "they're kinda like tadpoles but smaller,so when they men and women have s-sex,the sperm,the little tadpoles.swim out of the man's penis and go in the womens vagina.then they swim up to the stomach"

"And there a egg there" y/n says

Rostia: "an egg?"

Y/n: "yeah,it's not a hard egg,it's a soft egg"

Robin: "and there's like millions of these sperm,the one who swims the faster and go into the egg,that's the one that make the baby"

Y/n: "so when you were a sperm,you swam the fastest"

Rostia: "so if I was the fastest sperm,how come I'm not a fast swimmer now?"

Y/n: "well erm-

Rostia: "wait so I came from your balls?" She said to Robin

Robin: "half of you came from my balls,and half of you came from your mother"

"That's werid,so your gonna make a baby sister for me?"

Robin and y/n both look at eachother

Robin: "no, don't plan on it"

"No,not really"

Rostia: "why are you doing sex then?"

Robin and y/n both laughed

Robin: "because it feels nice"

Rostia: "gross!"

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(You guys have no idea how much I cringed)

~authors note~

(don't leave negative comments,I don't mean any disrespect to anyone in the cast of the black phone,in the description I did put a warning about Smuts being added and etc so don't blame me,your the one who read them,not saying that's anyone from here,just for the future.

Hope you have a great day😊