Nep-Nep Brother: The Reboot!

Filler Chapter for Fun

K-Sha's How-to guide to being a Yandere
K-Sha's perspective

Step one: Find your soulmate.

Often your soulmate is someone who loves you just as much as you love her(or him). In this case, my soulmate is Noire!

Step two: Stalk them.

Stalk your lover, just to keep them safe from danger. You have to be very considerate about where you hide, and make sure your lover doesn't notice you.

Step three: Be aware of your competition.

To be a good yandere, you need to be possessive of what is yours. Take your lover by force, kill if you need to. Bring us to the next part.

Step Four: Kill and eliminate any and all competition.

It doesn't matter who it is. Her current lover, her friends, complete strangers. Even her own family if necessary.

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The next day, after I gave that Nanu guy his threat, I saw him talking to Noire. "What are you two talking about?" I asked innocently. They turned to face me.

"We were just about to leave and do some sparring." Noire explained. "Wanna come?" She asked.

"Yes, please." I agreed. As long as I have an excuse to shoot him, it's fine. We all went out to the forest so we wouldn't cause any trouble. Nanu drew his sword and assumed attack position. I grabbed my gun and Noire stylishly gripped her blade's hilt too. She said it was a free for all, but nothing wrong with aiming all my attacks at Him, right?

The sparring session started and I made the first shot. I made it low to shoot out his feet and limit him movements, but he saw and swung down low to cut the bullet in two. Noire jumped in at the opening but he stopped her attack too. Taking the opening, I take another shot. He pushed Noire away and jumped to the side. I shoot him in the shin and he flys down to the ground. The look of sheer pain on his face was the best I've seen in a while.

Soon he was gripping where I shot and rolling on his side. "Ahh... Shhh... Ahh..." He repeated his groaning while rolling on the ground.

"Are you okay!?" Noire asked. He give a thumps up and tries to stand, but falls down immediately after.

"Ahh... that hurts." He groaned. Noire soon helped him up and pulled his arm over her shoulder.

"Damn... Pathetic." He said to himself as he was dragged away back to the hotel.

As soon as we got back to his room, Noire put him in bed and apologized. "Get better soon." She said to him and closed the door. She turned to me. "Okay K-Sha, you went a little too far with that. He's a fragile person, even if he is a CPU." Noire scolded me.

Now I started feeling bad. But only a little bit. "I'm sorry." I gave her a total lie. Tomorrow I should try something more subtle, and when Noire isn't around.

The next day

Today, I have a treat for Nanu. Literally. But not a sweet treat. A poisonous treat. As he moved down the hall, I walk up to him. "Good morning, mister Nanu. I made cookies if you want one." I told him and held one out. "Take them as an apology for shooting your shin yesterday." I say with a bright, yet fake smile.

He looked at it suspiciously and hesitantly takes it from my hand. "Thank you." He said and limped off. As he left, I couldn't hold back the smile that was creeping up on my face.

Later that day, at dusk, Nanu was supposed to come back to the hotel at 7:00, but didn't show up. "Hey, has anyone seen Nanu? He's been gone for awhile and I haven't seen him all day." Uni questioned.

"I'm not sure. K-Sha shot him pretty good in the shin yesterday, so he's probably in the hospital getting it checked out." Noire guessed.

But he's not coming ba— What the fuck?!

"Hey, guys." The devil said as he walked into the cafe.

"How?! There was enough poison in that cookie to wipe out a small town. No, a big town! How is he still alive?!" I mentally screamed at myself. "Um... did you enjoy your cookie?" I asked.

"Huh? Oh, not to offend you or anything, but it didn't smell edible, so I gave it to Gerrie." He explained. The pest known as Gerrie jumped up and down, barking in delight. Dogoos are immune to poisonous substances, so he's living perfectly fine. He left the cafe after dinner and went to bed early. Guess he lives to see another day...for now.