Atsushi Is a Baby?!?!

I have my sources

~Yosano's bloody Surgical Retractors POV~

Dazai swiftly enters the room and walks towards his friends.
"Atsu!" he says running over to the small child.
"Daz-san!!" Little Atsushi squeals running towards Dazai. 
Dazai wraps the young child in a warm embrace. Both holding on to each other tight.
"I have missed you little Atsu-kun" Dazai says with bright smile.
"I've missed you to Daz-san." Atsushi agrees.
"You guys are really acting like you didn't just see each other a few hours ago. its only 14:27(2:27 pm) you saw each other at 11 something" Yosano says (Shut up ya bloody git... sorry I don't know what came over me)
Dazai glares at her in a 'shut-the-fuck-up-and-let-me-have-this-moment-with-my-child' sort of way
"Ok sheesh sorry" she says throwing her hands up in surrender with a roll of her eyes.

~Time skip~

Dazai, Atsu, and Yosano all sat at their table with waiting to order their choice of drinks. Yosano would order wine, Atsu chocolate milk, and Dazai simply a water. They were all peacefully sitting until a medium legthed ginger(not Chuuya) sits next to Yosano.
"Hello there~" the young ginger says in a sing-song voice.
"Oohhh~ your very pretty wanna commit double suicide with me?" Dazai asks
"Maybe another time" she says with an closed eye smile. "So, Dazai Osamu, Atsushi Nakajima, and Yosano Akiko. Where do I begin?" She continues with a more serious smile, almost a glare.
The older too quickly match her newfound energy.
"Woahh your demeanor really changed quickly" she says with a smirk.
"Some random person walks up to you, sits at your table, and says your name though you've never seen them before, what do you do?" Yosano asks with high hostility.
"You three are famous detectives for the arm detective agency. What do you expect?" She counters
"By your accent your not from around here... Hmm? American? Now why would an American know the names and faces of Japanese detectives?" Dazai hums in amusement
"Like I said your famous. More famous than you know." She laughs "I also know who your looking for and why~" she leans forward
"Alright I'll bite, but after we eat." Yosano says
"Mind joing us ?"
"Eris, Eris Parker" Eris says
"Well nice to meet you Parker-kun" Dazai says.

The waiter comes over, white jean skirt, button up shirt, long brunette hair, blue eyes, a deep British accent.
"Hello, I am Amelia I am going to be you waiter today. Can I get you started off with drinks?" The cute brunette says.
Eris looks down and smirks to herself
The detectives order their drinks
"What about you Ms?" Amelia
"Tea, and maybe your number" Eris says with a smile and a wink.
"I'll be right back" She says with a giggle and walks away.
"Oh great another flirt" Yosano says with an eye roll
"This is gonna be interesting" Dazai says leaning back in his chair with a stretch.
"I canj take you both (not in a fight), try me" Eris says with a smirk.

~Ranpo's moldy forgotten lollipop's POV~

The next day the detectives brought Eris to the ADA, to question her about what she knows, and how she knows it.
"Ooooh I never knew what the inside of this place looked like" Eris says, hands in her pockets while doing a 360 to take in her surroundings.
Kyoka and Kenji walk up to the small group of detectives and their plus one. Kyoka goes over to Atsushi and talks to him completely ignoring Eris's presence. Kenji on the other was very curious.
"Who are you?" The young blonde (yellow Simpson ass hair😭sorry kenji ily) asks.
"A God(KNEEL)- uh I am Eris Parker" she says cutting herself off from the first bit.
"Hi Parker-san! What are you doing here?" Kenji ask completely ignoring her 'slip up'.
"I have information about the guy who turn Atsushi into a child" Eris says with an eye closed smile.
"Really you know who did it" Kenji asks with excitement.
"You got that right kiddo" Eris confirms

Atsushi walks over to Eris and pulls on her pant leg.
"What's up kid?" She asks squatting to match the small child's height.
"I- um, I don't really know a, a lot of people but... will uh, you be my friend?" Atsu asks in a frightened tone.
"Aw of course kid, come here" she opens her arms out to him, inviting for a hug. He quickly walks closer and hugs her.
"If anyone hurts you just let me know and I'll rough them up for you" she says while patting his head.
The small weretiger laughed and smiled. The kind of smile that just melted Eris's heart.
'I swear I'll kill anyone who hurts this precious child' She thinks to herself

~A broom that eerily looks like a person POV~

A few minutes pass and Dazai grabs Ranpo and they take Eris to an 'integration room'.
"This is a closet" Eris deadpans
"Have you not watched any movies? An integration room is usually a dark cramped room, with a table and a small light." Dazai jokes
"Righttttt" she says sarcastically
"Ok anyways Parker-kun, I have candy that needs to be eaten so, I need you to tell us everything you know. Preferably quick." Ranpo states kind of annoyed.
"Can you believe this gut he thinks I'm just gonna give him all the info." Eris says to looking towards me with an eyeroll.
"Did you just talk to a broom??" Dazai asks in disbelief.
"Noooo I was talking to the readers!" Eris says with an eyeroll "obviously I was talking to the broom!" Eris shakes her head.

*Crickets*

"Anyways the guy your looking for is Geoffrey Andrew Goldwyn. He had a American mom, and a Japanese dad." Eris says standing up to stretch. "His mom and dad were never really together, a bad couple to say the least. He lived with his mom in America till about the age of 7 when she tragically died. He lived with his grandmother for 14 years, and then came to Japan to find his dad. He's been jn Japan for about 3 years. Which would make him 24 years old." Eris says now leaning against the wall.
"And you know all of this how?" Dazai ask
"I have my sources" she says with a sly smirk
"Well she is telling the truth. I'm leaving now I have snacks to eat!" Ranpo whines
Ranpo jumps out of his chair and runs back to his candy and snacks. Eris sighs and leans her head back, and rests her leg on the wall.

A few minutes pass and neither of them move.
"You gonna just sit there and stare at me" Eris asks in a joking manner while opening her eyes.
"Hm" is all he says
"What's up? You not like me?" Eris laughs out
"There's something off about you" Dazai says with a challenging glare
"Coming from you that's ironic" Eris says, accepting his challenge immediately.
Eris pushes herself off the wall and walks to the door, stopping just before she opens the door.
"Bye executive tell Chuuya and Akutagawa I said hi" she says in a low tone "I enjoyed our little chat, hope to do it again soon." With that she leaves the room.
He looks at her with a glare as she exits the room.

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