"Butterflies and Honey"{DISCONTINUED}

Cartman's advice 👀

Kenny's POV:

Cartman plops himself down on the couch next to me making us both sink into the cushion. He seems a bit sweaty almost like he is in a big rush to get back to his friend and to get our conversation over with. Well whatever I'm only here for the advice anyways... I think to myself.

I clear my throat before saying "so... um I wanted.. advice for my.. Valentines day.. confession...", Cartman then looks at me annoyed which didn't surprise me and all but still why was he so annoyed by a simple request? "Well fine I guess I just have such great ideas so that's why people want my advice" he huffed.

Wait I'm not the only one who has asked him for advice??? Who else asked Stan? because I know kyle wouldn't ever want his advice... unless Butters was the one who asked....!!!! I was kinda speechless for a few seconds because of the sudden realization.

I then proceeded to ask Cartman for any ideas because I could see him getting more annoyed with me spacing out "wasting his precious time". Cartman takes a deep breathe and sits there thinking to himself making me slightly worried and a bit eager to know what idea he was thinking about.

"Ok so I think you should do something like wear a "cute" or "hot" outfit to swoo them over, it's what my mom would do I guess" Cartman finally says. I quickly thought it over, "Ok sure I think I'm going to go with the "cute" outfit because it fits their taste better and also because I'm not a dirty slut like your mom" I replied with a smirk.

Hehe it's been so long since I've messed with him I chuckle lightly. Cartmans face is just filled with annoyance and some "sass", "yeah yeah shut up Kenny I gave you advice so now you can go, I have stuff to do anyways" he shot back at me clearly mad. Before I could say anything else I hear footsteps come from the upstairs hallway and they sounded like they were heading downstairs.

This made me flip my head quickly into the direction of the stairs and that's when I saw Butters come down to the bottom steps with his usual jacket and green pants. He had the nicest smile that shined very brightly plastered on his face.

It had been a long time since I've gotten a good look at his face and he looked handsome for our age. He had his fathers chin and even though it didn't stick out, it was still noticeably attractive (to me at least) and he has his mothers golden hair that glows in the sunlight.

My own thoughts on him began to make me blush but as soon as I saw Butters I had pulled up my hood and yanked on the strings which hid my face...thank God he can't see me like this!

Cartman's POV:

I was waiting for Kenny's response to my totally cool comeback but then I saw him flip his head over to the direction of the stairs and then he pulled his hood over his head and immediately began tightening it. This of course had me confused making me shift my whole body towards the stairs where I then realized Butters was standing there and he was....smiling at Kenny?

I kinda just paused for a second or two and began to process what was happening. Why is Butters so happy to see Kenny? I mean his crush could be me right I mean when he was telling me it sounded like a "C" coming out....but that could've also been a "K"....no... Butters doesn't like Kenny.....right?

Wait... but that makes sense because..... Butters NEVER calls me "Cartman"..... he only calls me Eric... oh shit... he likes him doesn't he...but I.... love him. After processing everything that was going on I felt a sharp pain in my chest, I love Butters but he loves Kenny instead... just thinking those words made everything hurt more.

I mean I had opened up mainly just to Butters and I only really felt comfortable with him and him only... WAIT... maybe I'm just over thinking I mean I still have a chance plus I won't know until tomorrow, also how can he not love me...!!! I thought to myself panicked but because I reassured myself I had regained confidence and quickly calmed down.

But then when I looked back up to where Butters was standing he was gone from the spot, so I turned to where Kenny was just to have my eyes widen with shock.

Butter's POV:

When I noticed Kenny with his hood on tightened up I couldn't help but think about how he was so gosh darn cute! I smiled widely at him and I noticed Eric look away almost looking awful sore but it had been forever since me and Kenny last spoke or hung out and I just had to greet him!

I quickly rushed pass Eric and lifted Kenny up off the couch and from under the blanket he was cuddled up in. He gasped surprised and he hugged his arms around my neck making me slightly blush, I really missed him!!!

I also..really feel like kissing him right now...gosh darnit no Butters you still don't know if he feels the same about you I mean you have been so distant from him you fool damnit, but hopefully we'll see how he feels tomorrow!!! I told myself mentally as I wrapped my arms gently around Kenny's waist as he was being lifted off the floor.

"Hey Kenny, it's been forever hasn't it?!" I say as I lightly swing him around excitedly with him still clinging onto me. He relaxed his arms around my neck and just smiled sweetly, speaking once I took off his hood revealing his always hidden blonde hair and his adorable face.

"Yeah it's been forever huh" he said... flustered? "Well It sure hasn't been the same without ya, I missed talking to you Kenny!" I replied "hehe I missed talking to you too Butters!" Kenny giggled as I set him back down on the floor.

1074 words~ May 29th, 2023

*Authors note*
Hey, I hope yall enjoy this chapter and I again made it lengthy, I also wrote this while feeling a little sick and tired so ye it could be better. ALSO ik Kenny is always the "top" or whatever and Butters is always the "bottom" and Kenny is the "bottom" and Butters is the "top" in this fanfic 👹 but first of all there's only fluff in this fanfic so don't get the wrong idea I'm not into that 👹, second of all I just honestly prefer it like this so yes and third of all if you aren't interested anymore i understand and you can read smth else ig but if your fine with it or actually like this and still chose to read thanks, bye -
Crab Caviar 🦀~