"Butterflies and Honey"{DISCONTINUED}

In love with the same tomato 🍅 💕

Cartman's POV:

I was in my room having a tea party with my close friend Butters, he is the only friend that I would do this with. I guess that makes him special because my other "close" friends Stan, Kyle and Kenny would laugh and make fun of me, they would also think this is totally "gay" and would call me names like "gaywad" too. But not Butters, he actually seemed to be enjoying this, I even let him sit next to Clyde frog.

I haven't let anyone get close to him after having to get him fixed because the "stupid jew" had ripped his head off. Clyde frog is also my most FAVORITE stuffed toy, but unlike the jew I like Butters so I trusted him enough to be by Clyde frog.

If I'm being honest though I haven't been acting like myself lately, i've been more generous and even more nice? Whatever it was it wasn't me, so why was I being like this I mean i've always been a "awful" person that others straight up hated.

Then I thought to myself all of a sudden what if im acting like this because of.... him? My cheeks immediately became flushed, thank god Butters was oblivious and didn't notice how flustered I had just become.

Me and Butters have been haning out together more and have been closer than ever. If im being honest Im starting to think ever since we began 9th grade i've been secretly crushing on him.

Butters was a kind, gullible person, which made him easy to manipulate and kind-of nice to have around. He aslo did stuff no one would ever do for me...., he is also one of the only people who has ever been genuinely nice to me before though.

Even if it's probably just because he can be oblivious and because of this I can't lose him. He is too valuable, so I just can't lose him as a friend, which means confessing to him would be nearly impossible. But I'm starting to get more impatient and I want to date him before someone else does.

My cheeks were tinted as I began to think more about Butters and his sweet behavior and cheerful smile, how could he be so kind to someone like me? Like me...... "Um Eric are you alright?" Butters questioned, which made me snap out of of my trance, "o-oh um yeah Butters I'm fine, why wouldn't I be?!" I asked awkwardly and even a little rough like.

Butters just shrugged and said "um I don't know fella you just seemed a little lost" and then we continued with our tea party, but of course I began to drift off into my thoughts about how I felt about him again.

Eventually I was paying attention to him again when the most perfect idea popped into my mind, OH MY GOD... I CAN CONFESS TO HIM TOMORROW BECAUSE OF VALENTINES DAY! I kind of sat there shocked that I hadn't thought of this sooner I mean it was really obvious and totally genius!

I then picked up the tea pot and smirked lovingly at Butters as I pretended to give him a second cup of tea. But then suddenly I heard the door bell and immediately scowled. "Oh I wonder who that could be" Butters said smiling brightly, I blushed and looked away and just said "I don't know, but I'd better get my mom to go answer the door". What I really wanted to say was "whoever interrupted us is going to pay", but for some reason Butters presence just made me want to be nicer, so I tried to act more calmly.

I stood up and went out of my room and into the hall to shout at my mom, "meeeemmmmmmm go answer the doorrrrrrr". There was no reply, ugh...that slut of a mother is probably with some guy, I thought to myself as I mumbled angrily and went to answer the door myself. I'm not surprised about my mom but I thought she was actually DECENT enough to not do this shit when I had company over, like how embarrassing.

I answered the door to see Kenny, he has a Hello Kitty backpack on, his patched up parka, his orange sweatpants and surprisingly enough he even had his hood down. He rarely took his hood off, so I stared in shock for a second at his messy, blonde and dirty hair. But I quickly put on a annoyed look on my face when I remembered how he had interrupted me and Butters.

I then leaned against the doorframe and asked "what do you want Kenni?!" I had made sure to add extra attitude in those words. Kenny then told me he just wanted to talk with me about something and I invited him in after some hesitation. As Kenny hopped onto my sofa getting a little too comfortable, I went upstairs and walked back into my room.

When I was back I saw Butters still sitting in one of the little seats waiting patiently for my return. This made me smile and blush slightly, but then I frowned we I remembered I have to talk with Kenny. "Ok Butters you're gonna have to wait a little longer because that poor asshole Kenny wants to talk with me" I said sounding pissed off. "Oh ok Eric, I'll be waiting for you here" Butters replied with that sweet smile of his.

I smiled back before I headed back downstairs where I plopped down beside Kenny, who was wrapped up in one of my blankets.

983 words~ May 12th, 2023

Authors note again srry 😔
Ok so I haven't posted any REAL chapters lately and I just wanted to say srry and give yall this long chapter that I made sure was decently lengthy, bye -
Crab Caviar~ 🦀