"Lara, where are you going?" Noel's shouting at me, struggling to be heard over the music in the club.
"I'm not letting that dick get away with this." I role my eyes as I turn and start making my way over to him, squeezing through drunk dancers.
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Hello Folks, today I am proud to announce that the past lovebirds from Oasis have now reacquainted and are seeing each other again! The two have been known to have a heated relationship, following their breakup three months ago, Lara saying to the press;
"I just think he's being quite immature, really. He can't take this relationship seriously, I've tried and tried with him but god- screw it he just wants to be in bed with other fucking woman so he can go do that, i'm fed up with him." Then she'd been drove off in a car by people speculated to have been Justine Frischmann from Elastica, though the rumours have yet to be confirmed.
But back to present day, the couple were seen hand and hand and exchanging kisses while outside the hacienda for a fag!
We'd managed to have caught the couple, just before Noel (GALLAGHER) had dragged them back inside.
"I can't believe it's taken you this long to find out, we've been together a whole month, god the press is getting worse at this," The bassists giggled on, appearing to be under the influence or on a type of drug.
"What about Liam being immature!?" A reporter asked as she replied back shouting over the noise coming from inside the club.
"I guess you could say he's matured now." She said before disappearing back into the club. The only thing that was reported coming from the younger Gallaghers mouth (LIAM) was "Guess she just couldn't stay away from a face like mine." to which she'd told him to shut up going into another laughing fit.
Sadly that is all we got from the now re-official couple! From what people had seen the pair seem to be very much in love and not shy to show their relationship to the public. But will they live forever? Only time will tell!
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here's a cute nme chapter i love writing these. Totally didn't spend my whole day trying to photoshop that pic so it looked like Lara and so she didn't look pregnant. (It was originally patsy) But that was so fun to make i'm so obsessed with the 90s magazines covers not wrote page 2 but if u want it comment xx
