The Baba Yaga Series: The Dead Witch

Hi, Im Anna

Now, to start this fuck-fest; Hello, my name is Anna, Anna Baba Yaga. My full name is Annastasia Baba Yaga but that's to much of a mouth full. Anyways in my old life, I just went by Anna and/or whatever cover I was using. I'm 18 years old...technically. I have silvery eyes; long Black hair (I like to dye it burgendy red when I can), and standing at 5'7. I love baking cookies, cooking, reading, working out, and animals. I am also half Russian/ Bulgarian and Half Spanish. I fucking hate bad people; and I mean really bad people. Like abusers and that one guy that shouldn't be allowed near schools. "You know who you are....James."

Hmm; what else? Oh! I am (or was) an assassin/mercenary for hire and I live in a cabin that can walk on wooden chicken legs...and I'm a witch.

If you couldn't have already guess by my last name, then you've got a smooth little brain up there. I come from a long line of Baba Yagas; and the stories aren't true. The first Baba Yaga was a sweet old lady who would find missing, abandoned, and abused/ neglected children and would save them. She just happened to be a witch who lived in a walking house.... all that bullshit about her eating children and hoping around with a PoGo stick up her ass was purely made up by those small dick town's people. Also, she didn't look like that fugly broad from HellBoy; that thing looked like a Karen hate fucked an Anglerfish. Ew.

Anyways, I come from a lot of do-gooders, which can be seen as a blessing and a curse considering the work I did for a living. It made Yule all the more fun.

Speaking of work, I am a mercenary for hire with being an assassin/spy work as my secondary high paying job. It's not the most glamorous of careers, I'll admit...but that's where being a witch comes in! You see; I love being a witch in 2023 because 1: I've learned to adapt technology to my magic. Making my job easier; 2: magic and potions are really easy for me to learn with my amazing focus; 3: most of the shit I'm gonna have to fix, I've already memorized on screen and in paper. All of which will help once I dimensional time travel via my house, that can walk.

"Dimensional Time Travel?" You may ask. Well, you see, I love to read and watch movies; it helps with escaping my shit show of a life. My all-time favorites are Harry Potter, Avengers/ Marvel, the Hobbit, LOTR; and unfortunately, I'll admit, I did read and watch Twilight only because my ex-bestie was obsessed and because I wanted to tap Jasper's BBQ booty.

Anywho, my story begins with a visit from my Nana about a certain ability that my house can do, a big fucking family secret, and a couple of problematic profficies. Starting with a boy who lived in a cupboard under some stairs....

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So that was my first chapter down! I take any and all constructive criticism, just don't be an asshole to each other or to me.