The Summer Fling (Poofless AU)

12 - Top Banter

"Because it's summer and the memories are just waiting to happen." - Unknown

Rob's POV

"Ugh Rob what the hell do you want?!"

Mitch was wrapped up in a blanket burrito and was eatting an actual burrito.

"Well geez sorry for Face Timing my friend."

I laid on my back, with my tummy full of the half burnt spaghetti I made for Preson and I. So I might have accidently burnt the noodles, I'm the best chief in the world right? Person kept cracking jokes about the spaghetti but he ate the whole thing and even asked for seconds. He was probably being nice, like the big goof is.

"Rob, why are you smiling like you just found your soul mate?"

I realized just how big I was smiling and tried to bring my smile a bit down. Mitch rotated his phone, making Jerome appear.

"I can't smile?"

"How was he smiling Mitch?"

"Like he just found his soul mate."

"Was it like how you smiled when I asked you out?"

Jerome placed a quick kiss on Mitchs cheek and went back to whatever he was doing. Man, I've missed the odd couple.

"Shut up bacca."

Mitch was blushing but continued to eat his burrito. Jerome took Mitches phone, now making him the only person I could see.

"Hey Rob."

"Don't say hey to him! He woke me up!"

"Mitch you were already up because you wanted to eat Mats burrito. By the way, when he wakes up from his nap his going to kill you."

"Bitch please."

Jerome threw something at Mitch. There was a loud crash in the background, which I'm assuming is something part of the pent house that they can't afford.

"You're dead!"

The camera started shaking as I saw Jerome running with the camera in the air and Mitch running behind him. I missed these goofballs, no their more like idiots.

Jerome ran into the bathroom and locked the door behind him.

"Oh just wait, until I see your face again!"

"So you can make out with it?"

"Loser!"

Loud footsteps were heard behind the door. Heh, Mitch is going to kill Jerome. I wonder if he'll give me a cut of the insurance money?

"Sup Jerome."

"Hey again, so are you going to tell me about Texas so far?"

"Ugh, where do I start? First of all my uncle isn't even here, his in Switzerland with his girlfriend."

"You're shitting me."

"Nope, this guy was mowing the lawn when I got here and he told me the news. His name is Preston by the way. After he told me the news he showed me around Dallas and stuff. Also, just a little side note I thought that Texas would be hotter. Anyway Preston took me to a bondfire a couple of days ago and we just went to the movies last night and it's actually really pretty in Dallas. That's probably why Preston wears shorts alot. He is also hell of short like his 5'7. His the biggest kid adult and it turns out his the same age as me. Did you know we won the first Counter Strike competition in 2014? His always hype all the time and-"

"Jesus Rob, Mitch was right about that smile, You've even started glowing when you started talking about that guy."

I felt how big my smile had gotten ans tried to cool it down. Holy shit if I smile any more bigger I'm going to need a new jaw.

"You would like him, his a chill dude."

"Actually It seems like you like him."

"I don't."

"Mhm, sure. Just be sure to use a condom.You don't want to get him pregnant. You would not make a good baby dady. Trust me."

"Fuck off, I wanna talk to Matt now."

"Damn, someones cranky about not banging a certain somebody."

Jerome hesitantly opened the doore and quickly sprinted to a door. He busted open the door and jumped on top of who I'm assuming is Matt.

Footsteps came rushing in and Mitch jumped on top of Jerome. Poor Matt.

Jerome pointed the camera towards a cranky Matt, Matt snatched phone from Jerome and put the camera on himself.

"Hiya Matt, sorry to wake you up, I know it's like a different time over there."

"Nah, It's not your fault. It's these fucking morons fault!"

"You must be talking to Jerome
because I know you're not talking to me hoe."

"You must be talking to Mitch because I know you're not talking to me bastard."

Matt put the camera on Mitch and Jerome to see them doing some kind of make shift wrestling session on top of Matt.

Matt looked back at me and started shaking his head. Laughter filled my throat because of the top banter unravelling right in fornt of me.

"GET OFF OF ME!"

"I got to get these apea off of me, so I'll talk to you later Rob. Bye dude!"

"Good luck, tell the boys I said bye!"

"Will do!"

"YOU'RE CRUSHING MY DICK YOU PRICKS!"

Was the last thing I heard before the call ended. I put my phone on my night table and started laughing a bit as I wrapped myself in the cover.

Those guys are crazy, they really are. I should probably get some sleep, since it's getting late. I closed my eyes and started feeling my mind enter wonderland, but right before I did I had one last thought.

Why hasn't my mom called me yet? Or even checked up on me?

A/N: It is one am so I apologize for the sucky chapter. But hey you guys wanted two chapters today, so heres one of them. The other one should be up later today.

(P.S: Do you like the story so far? )

#Summer