Billy Hargrove Oneshots X reader

Southside meets Hawkins

Plot: Ian and Mickey's car breaks down on their way through Hawkins Indiana

Warnings: Heavy Swearing, mention of sex

Words: 3000 (strap in, it's gonna be a long ride)

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"Seriously, Mickey?" Ian complained as he watched his husband change in the passenger seat of their car.

"What? You never complained about this before." Mickey defended himself as he threw his boxers into the backseat, leaving him butt-ass naked in traffic.

"There was no one around then. Here there are literally people walking everywhere!" Ian gestured to the group of people who were crossing the street in front of them, many of them noticing Mickey's appearance and speed walking to the other side.

"So? Fuck them. I like my body. And you do too." Mickey smirked as he patted Ian's thigh before finding his change of clothes from his backpack.

After Mickey got dressed their car started making weird noises. Ian's eyebrows furrowed in worry and confusion until a final POP! from the engine sounded and the car stopped moving and soon after, smoking.

"Goddammit, Mickey!"

"Goddammit Mickey? What do you mean goddammit Mickey? What did Mickey do?" Mick spoke in frustration as he followed Ian outside of the car to look under the hood.

"I told you before we left to make sure nothing was wrong with the car, especially after all the trouble we've had with it recently." Ian said as he recalled the multiple times, he was on the side of the road waiting for his sister, Debbie to come help him out with his car.

"You never asked me that! "

"Yes. I. DID!" Ian got angrier the more the argument went on.

"Why the fuck would you ask me to do that? I don't know anything about fucking cars!" Mickey defended himself. Ian sighed and rested his forehead on the open hood. 

"Whatever. Let's just find a towing company or a mechanic shop or something." Ian suggested as he looked around the small town.

"In this town? There's not even a McDonalds, how are we going to find a fucking tow truck?"

Ian glared at Mickey and just started walking, he could hear Mickey following close behind him as they walked farther into the small beat-up town that they were supposed to drive right through to get to their destination.

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They finally found a Mechanics shop and walked inside the garage, looking around at all the cars and older gentlemen that seemed to be extremely busy. Mickey nudged Ian's arm causing the redhead to look down at his husband.

"Bet your turned on seeing all these snow-white daydreams huh?" Mickey smirked as he mentioned Ian's past lovers. "Oh, look at that one with no teeth, man he's a looker." Mickey pointed to the corner of the room at a man working on a Volkswagen beetle, who indeed had no teeth. Ian rolled his eyes at Mickey and continued to ignore him. "What? Not interested in a threesome with a prune?"

"Can you shut the fuck up please?" Ian responded while finally facing the man. His plan on ignoring him failing miserably. 

"Make me, tough guy." Mickey said with a smirk as he looked the redhead up in down, practically undressing him with his eyes.

"Knock it off, Mickey." Ian mumbled under his breath as he looked around nervously.

"What's wrong? The fuck you looking for?"