"What would I do for a million bucks? Well, I guess I'd do as little as I had to..." Andrew shrugs.
We're all sitting on the floor in a large circle. Allison is tucked away and my back is resting on a wall, Claire to the left of me and John to the right.
"That's so boring.." i respond.
"Well how am I supposed to answer?"
"The idea is to like search your mind for the absolute limit. Like, uh, would you drive to school naked?"
Everyone laughs
"Um... would I have to get out of the car?"
"Well yeah-"
"In the spring of winter?"
"i dunno- spring."
"In front of the school or in the back of the school?"
"Either one.."
He pauses for a second.
"Yes.."
i open my mouth in awe and John nudges me.
"Would you do that?" he smirks slightly and i roll my eyes.
"I'd do it!" Allison says suddenly. We all look at her.
"I'll do anything sexual, I don't need a million dollars either.."
"You're lying.." Claire says disgusted
"I already have...I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal...I'm a nymphomaniac!" she exclaims proudly.
"Lie..." Claire mutters, i hide my smile.
"Are your parents aware of this?" Brian asks
"The only person I've told is my shrink."
"And what'd he do when you told him?" Andrew looks at her.
"He nailed me..." she smiles
"Very nice..." Claire mutters
"I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape since I paid him."
"He's an adult!" Claire exclaims.
"Yeah.... he's married too." she smiles at us.
"Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?" Claire says.
"Well the first few times..."
"First few times? You mean he did it more than once?"
"Sure..."
"Are you crazy"
"Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing her shrink!" Brian adds
"Have you ever done it?" i ask looking at Claire.
"I don't even have a psychiatrist.."
"With a normal person.." i scoff.
"Now didn't we already go over this?"
"You never answered," Bender says, "neither of you did.." he looks at me for a second.
"Look, I'm not gonna discuss my private life with total strangers."
"It's kind of a double-edged sword, isn't it?" Allison says.
"A what?"
"Well, if you say you haven't... you're a prude. If you say you have...you're a slut! It's a trap. You want to but you can't but when you do you wish you didn't, right?" she clarifies.
Claire looks at me in confusion. i shrug.
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Fanfic"What about you, what can you do?" "Me? nothing..i'm nobody" John Bender/Reader my first story so um- don't judge it's gonna take a while I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!!!!!
