"Children," Alador said two days later, while they were all at the dining table. "It's time you know what has been happening lately."
In unison, the children replied, "We know."
"Y'all do?" Darius questioned as he poured.
"Yes we do," Emira said as she crossed her arms. "Even Dad knows."
Alador blushed in embarrassment, because Emira was right. They both knew what happened.
Edric was eavesdropping on Aladarius from above, Emira stared dead in her father's eyes while he was drowning in his kisses, and Amity witnessed her father getting laid.
"Oh..." Alador said. "So you do know."
"Dad," Edric asked. "I know it must be nice to have Mom out of the Manor, but you need to take it down with Darius."
"Right," Amity chimed in. "Darius might replace your ex, but it's been constant!"
"My relationship with Darius isn't at all that unhealthy," Alador said, trying to justify his actions.
"No," Darius confessed. "They're right. I need to take it down a notch."
"Darius, no." Alador said, placing his hands on Darius' waist. "We are perfect the way we are."
Then the two began to kiss. Of course, the children were disgusted. They ran into other positions. Amity grabbed her staff and she and Luz flew to the Owl House. Emira and Edric just magically disappeared somewhere.
"Say," Alador asked. "Should we do it again?"
"You bet," Darius answered. "I should release these swimmers."
The two of them went to the couch to begin.
