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Officer Wang and Agent Xiao - Special Chapter - Honeymoon, second try!
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POV Baby Officer:
Mental protocol, entry 69, documenting the impending irreversible collapse of my mental state.
Dear diary:
Nowadays, I keep asking myself what wrong I possibly could have committed in my life or in one of my previous lives.
Not that I believe in such things like reincarnation or karma…
But I can't help but to have my suspicions of being punished for something I seemed to have done and which might have upset some divinity.
Most probably.
What happened this time, you ask? I keep repeating myself? You do know that as my diary, you should be a place of comfort, right? Great, now I am talking to a book….
So, where to start?
It's a mess… why in the name of all existing and not existing gods is it not possible for me to have a, what you would call, normal honeymoon? You know, nice location, nice food and drinks, a lot of sex and just a peaceful great time.
The answer is simple yet frustrating:
Xiao Zhan.
Special Agent Xiao Zhan.
The man I foolishly chose to marry and to tie myself to for the rest of my life.
But let's just start at the beginning of my latest hell ride….
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Muddled memories from about 24 hours ago:
I couldn't move.
Again.
And I couldn't see anything.
AGAIN.
Why do I seem to find myself in situations like this quite often recently? And what was that noise? I didn't know why, but the sound instantly annoyed me.
Wait, was that giggling???
Oh no… I have a bad prediction.
I inwardly braced myself for…
"Xiao fucking Zhan!"
"You've called, my Majesty?"
I knew it.
"My majesty my ass! What the fuck is this bullshit?"
Give me a good reason to not end your existence, because right now, I have this tiny urge to strangle you. You are lucky that my hands are tied. By you.
"Please, be a little more precise, so that I might be able to give you an accurate answer."
You impertinent, obnoxious cause of my mental instability…
"Then could you, in all your generous kindness, tell me why I am tied up and blindfolded and squeezed inside an airplane?!" I asked with the sweetest and calmest voice I was able to. But I had to swallow the big pile of well-chosen insults before answering, and believe me, that was not easy and I was fighting my mental companions to stay calm.
Wait… Airplane?
AIRPLANE???
As in a flying Airplane???
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