Collection of sin - Officer Wang's secret fantasies (ZhanYi-FF)

Attention, please! - Part six

Attention, please! - Part six

‘InthenameofJesusfuckingchrist! What the hell happened this time?!’ 

I inwardly cursed myself, the gods, and my entire existence as I regained consciousness and waves of excruciating pain surged through my battered body, causing me to groan in utmost agony. I was absolutely convinced I would have to face my disappointed ancestors soon, even though I had no clue what crime the celestial beings had committed against me this time. Why the fuck couldn't they leave my poor ass alone?!

One day, I vowed, I would have my revenge for all this suffering. Be prepared. A Chicken never forgets.

Just as I wallowed in my newest misery, a sudden unbearable heat spread over my body, forcing me to open my puffy eyes abruptly. As if my situation wasn't unbearable enough, the piercing rays of that fucking, godless, scorching death star in the sky found it was the perfect moment to harass poor me with its presence. Simply, to enjoy my suffering. The harsh light of my tormentor seared the delicate skin of my body, making me wince as I quickly buried my face in my pillow. To shield myself from this burning torture, I desperately searched for my blanket. But since all living beings, earthly or divine, had conspired against this sorrowful soul, I couldn't reach it. Of course not! That would mean the gods would show mercy! And name ONE moment they ever did that!

My arm fell lifelessly onto the mattress, utterly defeated, no longer able to move. My entire body felt like it was being put through a meat grinder, and my head weighed as much as a cow... Don't ask me how I know the weight of a cow. 

Anyway, the throbbing pain behind my forehead also made it impossible for me to go back to sleep. I tossed and turned, struggling to escape this viciousness. Meanwhile, I constantly wondered what on earth I had done last night to wake up in this absolutely unacceptable wrecked state. However, my mental companions, unreliable as usual, remained in a kind of hibernation, refusing to grant me access to my memory. But what did I even expect? I guess I have never been this frustrated.

So while I was lying there, about to be incinerated to ashes, my thoughts somehow drifted to the only possible culprit for my miserable situation. This, by the way, did nothing to ease my growing fury. Neither did the realisation that this certain someone had obviously forgotten to close the curtains.

But in that moment, just as my gaze fell on the neat unused bed beside mine and I was about to unleash a well-considered selection of insults, the memory of last night kicked in. Particularly, the part where I clung onto Captain Sexy and pulled him into my bed, begging him to stay and cuddling him like a horny octopus for the entire night.

For a moment, time seemed to stand still. All the colour left my face and I was close to hyperventilating. 

Oh god, oh god, oh god… shit! 

Okay, calm down… breathe in, breathe out…

“What the hell did I do???” I shrieked, grabbing my hair in horror as a flood of unfiltered images swamped my mind. My mental companions, suddenly wide awake at the most unwanted moment, of course, began to replay an infinite loop of yesterday's events. Oh my fucking god, please kill me. 

I slammed myself onto the bed, rolling around on the sheets, kicking my aching limbs in all directions. I did not beg him to sleep with me in my bed, did I?? 

Libido: You did. I was almost proud of you. But you had to pass out before anything could happen, you weakling. 

Good Sense: Stop it. An honourable man like him wouldn't take advantage of us in a moment like this, anyway. He has proved that more than once, remember?