Meeting E_H_R_S player! Any of their entiries Will be refered with an "E" at the start of its names
Bit short
Like you 🫵
*Wow awesome teleporting device that makes people teleport here b o o m*
Player: MAIS QUOI?!
EPlayer: Hi :D
Player: oh... A child?
Rush: WHERE
Player: OUT YOU DEMON
ERush: wha-
Rush: hooman?
ERush: human
Rush: hooman
EAmbush: ok so what happened?
Ambush: sup
EAmbush: I- what?
Ambush: how are you human? You look... Felsh-y like
EAmbush: I actually-
Ambush: do you mind if I take some of your blood? For... Experimenting purposes
Player: AMBUSH N O
Ambush: AMBUSH YES
Player: don't mind It, It likes to trick humans
EScreech: why tho?
Player: AAH-
EScreech: are they okay?
Screech: he fears me
EScreech: wut
EPlayer: where's bluey?
EGL: i'm here my child
Player: Guidi?
GL: yeah?
Player: ... W h a -
EPlayer: two Blueys!
EHide: ok this is interesting-
Hide: I don't wanna be dragged into this
Tim: yes
Hide: nuuu
Jack: THIS MY HOME NOW
Hide: FUCK OFF
EPlayer: isn't that a bad word?
Figure: ÆÆÆÆ WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON YOU ASSHOLES?
Seek: WHAT DID YOU CALLED ME YOU BITCH ASS WALMART DEMOGORGON?!
EFigure: What is going on?
ESeek: I would ignore them-
Figure: I RECOGNISE YOUR VOICE, WHY ARE THERE TWO BENDY COPIES HERE?
Seek: SAYS YOU! SIREN HEAD WANNA BE
Jeff: ... And just for 7 gold coins I can make them go away!
EPlayer: I don't have money
Jeff: well then, they are gonna keep fighting
EGL: this is concerning
Window: HEY KID WANT ✨CANDY✨?
EPlayer: YAS!
EGL: No- Player don't accept candy from strangers please
EPlayer: but they ain't a stranger, they are just our favourite spoopy human, Window!
Window: i'm no human, I haunt in your nightmares and lurk in the most hidden of your dreams, I am a demon that came straight from the deepest hole of hell to take your skin apart and chew you like a poor chicken in a wolf's mouth
EPlayer: . . . I don't wanna be with this window anymore ;-;
EGL: yeah let's just go- I think it's time to go back for everybody
*Everybody agrees and they try to go back*
EAmbush: why is the portal thingy not working?
Ambush: I can help!
ERush: last time you tri-
Ambush: I just need a taste test of yall
EFigure: yeah i'm not getting eaten by... You
ESeek: Jeff will help us, I gave It some money I found
Jeff: yeah i'm not really that smart so I bribed Ambush to do so instead
Ambush: but I don't have so much brain so I bribed Figure instead
Figure: yeah but I can't see so I just bribed Player instead
Player: but i'm not so smart so I bribed Halt instead
EHalt: what me?
Halt: no, me, the portal is now working
EGL: ok a pleasure (not really) byeee!
*Wow awesome teleporting device that makes people teleport away b o o m*
Ambush: yeah I was just really lazy to do so myself
Player: same
Figure: I bribed Halt cause I can't see, but I could have done that
Glitch: hey guys what did I miss? I was with A-60, A-90 and A-200
All: a lot
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<To be continued|
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