My neighbor AnOmoriFanatic and I decided to spice things up, since you know us so well! Guess who is who!
How You Meet
"Wattpad", no doubt about it.
You hated them at first with a passion... They kept trying to debate you over the most rudimentary things
Constantly tried to serve you tuna pasta.
Also tried to roleplay with you.
Would not stop begging for roleplays.
EVER.
Was incredibly abusive (but in a kind way) (You can fix them)
First Dates
Can only handle the library...the smell of books does something to them
Can't be in public without going feral (figuratively)
The smell of grass is overwhelming (symbolism).
Kept staring at you, made you uncomfortable, but in a charming way!
Nicknames/Pet Names
They call you:
"Good girl"
"Joshua Miller, who lives at 145 West Anderson Street, California. Lock your doors."
"Shoog"
"Sweet Honey"
You call them:
"Abusive Narcissist"
"Ma'am"
"Mistress"
"Mommy"
"mY sweet"
"Goddess"
"Sweet cheeks"
"😁"
If You're Sick is a Good One
"Finally, the neurotoxin is working!"
The neurotoxin wasn't working.
They'd hate themselves for messing up the neurotoxin
They can never do anything right.
This is why nobody cares.
This is why she left, author.
You deserve fire and brimstone (Sinners in the Hands of An Angry God by Jonathon Edwards)
Their Favourite Voices To Do
Toad!!!!!
Sunny
Will say "Good girl" in the toad voice (and everybody likes it and bows down)
Cricket noises
Car sounds
Fart noises
Loli
Silence
Papyrus
Ben Shapiro
Kel
A bad Italian accent
Flirting With Them
"7/10, the line hits but the setup feels a bit forced"
Some may describe it as "harassment"
A nonstop charming smile
"That was bulbous of you" (the only compliment in SOMEBODY's wheelhouse) (Shut up)
YOU ARE READING
A Collaborative Saga of Works
PoetryCollaboration of OmoriFanatic and Ploopy. The best Wattpadders (REAL).
