Animaniacs Group Chat for Dreary Losers

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Yakko: sibs I have a very important issue to discuss. i need help figuring out who is the best dreary loser.

Dot: what's the problem? it's literally us all together

Wakko: hey.

Yakko: yes it's me and you're in this group now too

Wakko: but you never told us anything about your problems. besides we've seen how terrible of an idea it is so i don't know why you even think telling us this will do any good.

Yakko: oh come on, baby bro. i'm sure you'll be impressed with my brilliance

Dot: well you might as well just tell us already. it's not like there's any danger in revealing this.

Wakko: yeah! and if we're gonna hear about it anyway, it'd be better coming from you than anyone else.

Dot: okay well, here goes

(Dot decides to show Yakko and Wakko the hideous pet from the tiny box)

Wakko: wow. that was quick. i'm kind of disappointed though

Dot: i have many great qualities, you know

Wakko: i didn't say they weren't great. just that you lack common sense. that's what makes you fail at this.

Yakko: no offense Wakko but your judgement can seriously be off sometimes

Dot: okay but you see where this leads.

Wakko: i still don't understand how having a group for dreary losers could possibly help you find a solution.

Dot: i guess you'll just have to wait and see then anyway.

Yakko: oh come on. you really should be the one explaining this. you were the one that said we need to figure this out. you started it

Yakko's POV: Blame Dreamily for writing this. I was the one who said to figure it out and started it.

Wakko: yeah and? it doesn't change much, does it?

Dot: yes, well, i've had to come up with the entire process of getting people to agree to this stupid thing in the first place so i would hope something would change

Wakko: well sorry for being wrong but it hasn't

Dot: yeah, but that's because you're not thinking about the bigger picture

Yakko: so you're saying you don't think you're being unreasonable or anything?

Dot: no. i think it's perfectly reasonable. i just thought everyone would be more appreciative after you came up with all of this

Wakko: oh, really. that seems awfully convenient.

Yakko: i mean i did ask everyone to put some effort into this. you don't get to complain if it all comes back to bite you in the ass when you get back to reality. which, in your case, won't be long until that happens

Wakko: hey! that's completely uncalled for.

Dot: is it now? well fine. if you want to go off on that tangent than by all means, fine by me.

Yakko: yeah, well that's exactly what you meant so you better fucking explain yourself otherwise I swear to god

Wakko: wow! you sure act like such a big shot Yakko!

Yakko: no shit sherlock! I'm just trying to do what's right for our sibling groups here. we've been over this before and you just can't accept that

Dot: i'm pretty sure what i just said didn't apply to you at all

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