𝒌𝒚𝒔 || k. bakugo x reader

𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈

"So, last week we had Midoriya and Todoroki. Who's our next pair?"

"Momo!" you tapped her arm excitedly, "Let's do it!"

"I can't though, I have to finish my book." Momo said apologetically.

"Please!" you whined, your hand still in the air.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the classroom.

"Come on, Kirishima!"

"Bakugo, I already told you. I did it on the first week with Denki." 

"If you don't put your hand up right now I'll kill you!" Bakugo threatened, waving his arm around irritably.

"L/N and Bakugo?" Aizawa raised an eyebrow, "Okay."

"What?" you both said in unison, "But-"

"I expect you to be there as soon as school finishes."

You and Bakugo glared at each other as you stood outside the front door.

"Don't think for a second we'll do this together." Bakugo grumbled, "I work alone."

You rolled your eyes, "Well Aizawa gave me the keys so have fun with that."

You unlocked the door and walked into your homeroom teacher's house, looking around in interest.

"Hello?" you called out.

Bakugo shoved past you and walked into the kitchen, where the girl you were supposed to be babysitting was situated.

"Right, you little shit." he said matter-of-factly, "Don't you have any books to read or some shit?"

"Katsuki we're not allowed to swear in front of her." you said under your breath, pinching his arm.

"My name is Eri." she said obstinately, "And..."

"And what?" you asked, crouching down to her eye level.

Eri shuffled in embarrassment, "I can't."

"Can't what?" Bakugo frowned.

"I can't read!" she snapped, "Is that what you wanted to hear?"

"Aren't you like seven? What do you mean you can't read?" 

"You two are just like every other pair who babysit me." she glared, running out of the room.

Bakugo groaned, "What the fuck is this demon on? Aizawa isn't paying us to chase it around the house."

"It?" you snorted.

"Whatever." Bakugo rolled his eyes, "She's spoilt as fuck and doesn't know what discipline is. I say we just stay down here until she gets over herself and decides to come back down."

"Huh." you tilted your head, "Didn't know you were capable of making well-informed decisions, Katsuki."

His red eyes narrowed, "Want to find out what else I'm capable of?"

"Which is?" you crossed your arms, shameless images flashing through your head.

"Beating your ass." 

"As if," you laughed.

He laughed as well and you locked eyes, both of your cheeks heating up.

You broke your eye contact when Eri appeared at the doorway after realizing no one was going to come after her.

Bakugo raised his eyebrows expectantly.

"Sorry..."

A lightbulb lit up above your head as you grinned.

"How bout we teach you to read?" you suggested, "I'm sure you have tons of books in this house."

"Try reading this sentence," Bakugo said calmly.

You watched, smiling, as Bakugo and Eri sat at the table together, reading a picture book you had managed to find.

"T-he."

"No, it's the."

Eri swallowed nervously, "T-the cat wos red anud the dog was bl-bluey?"

"The cat was red, and the dog was blue." Bakugo corrected.

"The cat... was red... and the dog was... bloo."

"Close enough." Bakugo grinned, ruffling her hair.

"And people say he isn't good with kids." you thought, laughing to yourself.

Eri yawned.

"Do you wanna do something else?" you asked.

"Can we play a game?"

Bakugo leaned back in his chair, "What kind of game?"

"Singing," Eri said firmly before getting off the chair and walking into the living room.

You and Bakugo looked at each other and shrugged, following her.

You turned on kids' music in the background as you began jumping around with Eri, who was giggling and clapping.

"Head! Shoulders, knees, and toes! Knees and toes! Head! Shoulders, knees, and toes! Knees and toes-"

"And head and pussy! And head and pussy!" Bakugo sang smugly.

"Bad word! BAD WORD!" you glared through gritted teeth, yanking his hair.

He snatched your hand away angrily, "I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I SAID!"

"YOU AIN'T GON' GET NO SHIT OUT OF THIS SHIT EITHER!" you shouted furiously.

Bakugo raised his fists heatedly, "I DON'T CARE!"

You looked at him calmly with your middle finger raised.

"I don't care! I'm sick of this, I'm-"

You both stopped, the most dumbfounded looks on your faces, when Eri started crying.

"We're so screwed."