𝒌𝒚𝒔 || k. bakugo x reader

𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒓

"It's my motherfucking birthday!" Mina sang, swinging her legs on the counter; Her crown was about to fall off her head.

"We know it's yo birthday." Bakugo muttered.

Kirishima and Kaminari were digging into slices of cake and Sero was recording Mina with a camera.

"Happy birthday bitch!" Monoma smirked as he swung a birthday bag in his hand.

TetsuTetsu, who didn't know how to tell him he wasn't invited, stood next to him stoically.

"So you just gon bring me a birthday gift to my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?" Mina crossed her arms.

Monoma looked at her unsurely, "Happy birthday?"

"Guys I'm gonna go get Shinso," Kaminari said through a mouthful of cake, "We'll stop by Starbucks and bring you guys some drinks."

"Bet!" Kirishima grinned, and so Kaminari laughed and ran out.

Bakugo pulled you onto his lap and bit your neck, making you squirm uncomfortably.

"Bro I'm calling the police don't do that ever again." you shook your head to which he laughed.

Mina laughed and posed for Sero's camera before jumping off the counter.

"Who wants beer?" she said excitedly, "I have like four bottles!"

"Me!" everyone said, and so the pink girl went around pouring everyone a glass of alcohol.

You didn't look at each other as she pettily underfilled your glass.

You all stood up and began chatting with each other about random stuff to pass the time.

"I don't fucking like you." Monoma smirked.

"What?" Bakugo turned around.

"I said I don't fucking like you."

"You don't like me?" 

"No."

Bakugo tried to keep a straight face but failed miserably when Kirishima and Sero started laughing as well.

"Aww." he mocked through snickers, "Aww- bitch I don't give a fuck."

"You're just jealous because all of my friends that know me tell me that I remind them of All Might. So you can all-"

The Bakusquad erupted into loud shrieks of laughter as Monoma stood in confusion.

"Of All Might? Are you out of your fucking mind?" Bakugo wheezed, "All Might I'm so sorry that an ugly-ass bitch like this would even say that!"

"You're an asshole." Monoma muttered.

"Oh my gosh- are you fucking insane?" the blonde wiped a tear from his eye, "All Might?"

"Yeah that's so funny guys." Midoriya said coolly, before turning away and frantically dialing a number on his phone, "Mom, kids are drinking beer. I need you to come pick me up!"

You perked up as Kaminari and Shinso, both wearing sunglasses, flew open the door carrying several bags of Starbucks food and drinks.

"Honestly," Shinso said non-chalantly, "I just don't see what the issue is."

"The issue is you can't just say 'fuck me' when they ask you how many pumps of caramel you want in your coffee!" Kaminari groaned, walking over to the table and dumping the bags on it.

"Guys, they're here! Let's play trivia!" Midoriya beamed, "I have cards!"

You all agreed and sat down in a circle as the freckled boy shuffled the cards.