Sanemi "I HAVE MY SOCKS ON STILL!!"
Obanai and Giyu "NOOO"Sanemi splashed water in their faces before leaning over to take his socks off (😔)
He sat back up and layed against giyu and put his feet on obanais head (get it? Because he's short? 😜/J)
Obanai "Hey! Asshole get Ur feet off!"
Sanemi "no thanks, I think I'm good"
Giyu "I- maybe you should take your feet off, sanemi"
Sanemi "want me to put my feet on Ur head?"
Giyu "no thanks"Giyu rolled his eyes and put his arms under Sanemi's armpits to lift him up higher
Sanemi "need something? Or are you just being annoying?"
Giyu "I was making sure U didn't drown dick head!"Giyu hit him on the head before looking away pouting
Sanemi "UGHHH, I'm sorry"
Giyu "say it like you mean it"
Sanemi *sigh* "I'm sorry tomioka"
Giyu "it's giyu to you asshole, also I forgive you. For now"
Sanemi "fucks that supposed to mean?"Giyu scoffed and kisses sanemi lightly before squeezing his cheeks with his fingers
Giyu "learn when to shut up"
Obanai "uh, I'm here to yk?"
Giyu "was I talking to you?"
Obanai "NOPE! SORRY!"Giyu glared at him for a sec (he's on his period okay 😭👍) before resting his head on the wall
Obanai "uh- so... What does this make us all?"
Sanemi "what do you mean?"
Obanai "well, there's three of us! No one will except us, right?"Sanemi "of course people will except us stoopid, stop over thinking"
Obanai "okay but does this make us like, all together?"
Sanemi "I guess, just call it a threesome. It's easier to say"Obanai "IM NOT TELLING PEOPLE IM IN A 'THREESOME' IT SOUNDS WEIRD!!"
Sanemi "sometimes I wonder how I ever liked you"
Obanai "jeez sanemi, thanks"Giyu "can yous shut up? I'm trying to relax but all I can here is Ur bitching"
Sanemi "calm down bro, if Ur gonna act like this everytime we fuck I might as well just hang with obanai"
Giyu "..." (Wants to cry but is trying to act tough)
Sanemi "so?"Tears started to run down giyus face, flowing super fast while he still showed no emotion
Sanemi "WHOA CALM DOWN! ARE YOU CRYING? I WAS ONLY JOKING! I-"
Giyu "I'm not crying stupid"
Obanai "you litterally have tears running 100mph down Ur face"
Giyu "no one asked for you opinion obanai"
Obanai "jeez chill bro, maybe sanemi had a point"Before he new it more tears flew down him face (picturing giyu in full on tears but with no emotion and Obanai and Sanemi's reaction is so funny lol)
Sanemi "great job obanai! Look what U did!"
Obanai "shut Ur mouth U deformed peanut"
Sanemi "DEFORMED PEANUT? ILL SHOW YOU A FUCKIN-"Giyu "c-can you stop yelling please.."
Sanemi "huh? Oh, sorry giyu"
Obanai "Hey! We're not done ye-"Sanemi shoved obanais face under the water to shut him up (he's fine DW 😁)
Sanemi "are you okay giyu?" Sanemi gently wiped giyus tears with a generally concerned look on his face
Giyu "yeah- I.. idk.. sorry for being a bitch.."
Sanemi "no it's okay don't worry about it"
(Headcannon: I feel like when giyu starts to show emotion around sanemi like crying and stuff sanemi would see younger Genya in him and it would be like a soft spot)Sorry for not posting in a while I hope this makes up for it<3 also really soft sanmei and fluff next chapter