Kasuga

Chapter 15

"Okay, let's NOT fuck up this time. " Hiwatari thought to herself as she walked up to the drinking Celeste and Kuma.

"Oh, to be honest, I didn't expect Kuma to be much of a drinker. "

"What makes you think that? " Kuma asked.

"Well you like... Ermm.. "

"You're gonna say I'm like the good cop and Celeste's like the bad cop, right? "

"... Yes? "

"Yeah, but I'm not sure what that has to do with drinking though... "

Hiwatari was left without words. "So, how did you two get here? "

"Well we didn't cometh from yond oth'rland liketh those oth'rs, we w're h're, than we kicked the bucket, then we hath met and becameth valorous 'ol pals, then we did get h're. " Said a drunken Celeste, the alcohol seems to have not fully kicked yet for Kuma.

"Pals...?" Kuma quietly said.

"I see, how were you guys when you were alive? "

"Oh yeah, I wast real valorous, and the lady wast real evil.  We kinda switch'd teams I guesseth, wouldn't beest the first timeth I didst yond. "

"Yeah I guess that makes sense on how You're an angel and Kuma's a devil. "

"Mhm, do thee wanteth a glass?"

"Huh? No thanks, too young."

"Well in the Unit'd States so wouldst we beest, t's at each moment base'r somewh're, drinketh up~"

"Celeste, don't say that. "

"Wherefore not?" She tried shoving a glass of beer into Hiwatari's face. She elbowed it away from her.

The glass started to fall on the floor... Until it stopped in mid air.

Eve comes out from the dining room and scolds, "That was a perfectly good glass of beer you almost god rid of, dammit. "

"Umm... Sorry? " Hiwatari responded.

"It's aight" Eve picked up the floating glass and drank all of it.

"So I take it the floating glass thingy was magic, huh? " Hiwatari asked.

"Yup." He already looked tipsy from just one glass.

"You get drunk like that that quickly? " Clearly Hiwatari hasn't had much experience with alcohol.

"Nope, elf body, originally real small, smaller then Scarlet small, had to use magic to get it to this size, so alcohol acts like if I was real small still." Eve replied

"I see... In that case it's alot. "

"Mhm, Magics real good I almost singlehandedly beat Nao's ass with it, my dad taught me it, or at least I think he's my dad... Anyway Nao was liek ruling the second world and shit right, then I led a rebellion shit and we both somehow ended up here but I still won eh. "

"That... Explains alot actually."

"Doest thy fath'r figure eke weareth skirts and the horror?"

"Yeah actually he looks just like me, except the fact he's like even bigger, like he'd be able to carry a 400 pound sword the size of Ayahime no problem. "

"Huge... "

A door slammed open and someone from the doorway yelled "You know what else is huge? The importance of the time it is now! "

"What was that? " Hiwatari looked over.

It seems that 7 of the 8 memebers of the Second World Military was now here.

"Remember what we said, it's high noon now! Get all of your friends over here! " Toyasumi shouted.

She led the group of 7 as Flora, Lila, and Senko followed her, who were followed by Hope, Rai, and Violet.

Eve looked down and seemed to focus for a few seconds. Suddenly, all of the residence of the Kasuga residence seemingly teleported into the room.

"What the fuck? " Ayahime asked.

"Yeah, why are we here?" Scarlet followed.

"Alright, So we'll be taking 8 of you guys to go with us 8 to kill Sayori, and 6 of you will die. "

"Yeah... But like, alot of us here are immortal... " Nene said.

"Yeah, that's why we brought some serums that'll make you basically dead, or something like that, whatever, this'll be a strength contest, got it? Good. "

"Yeah, but what's stopping me from killing all of you right now? " Ayahime asked.

"Good question, you see, I've already dealt with that. "

"Mhm, the radius of the mansion has been cursed with an anti-death spell, anyone who dies in the next 12 hours will immediately heal. " Hope, the witch says, while looking extremely fatigued.

"You... " Nao said while walking up to hope. "So you were alive? The hell you run away from us for? "

"Cuz you guys, and the first world sucks. They agreed to let me in the second world if I worked for the military... It's preferabe to you inferiors. "

Nao notices her new attire. "You're looking damn crazy calling your former empress an inferior, maybe put those damn tits away and then we'll talk. "

"thou art actually complaining about those?" Celeste asked Nao.

"Right, that's such a shitty comeback, didn't expect anything better... " Hope then proceeded to pass out from exhaustion as Rai caught her.

"The spells still on even if she's crocked  anyway enough with the battering. Everyone in a line."

The Kasuga residents reluctantly formed a line with them all facing Toyasumi.

"Great, now one by one, you all tell me your feats! "

Senko facepalmed.

The first in line was Shimu. "I, uhh... Have 2 on the count... " She said quietly.

Toyasumi rolled her eyes. "Alright. You're a fucking loser, next. "

"Is 2 not enough? "

"No it's not that it's just that you fucking suck. Next. "

Next in line was Iku.

"What's a feat? "

"Uhh, it's like your greatest power based achievement, yeah. "

"Oh, well I larped off several heads of small animals! " Iku proudly exclaimed.

"... That's it?"

"Yeah I was made-or-something a few days ago the fuck did you expect? "

"Hmm, open your mouth. "

"Ahhhh." She opened her mouth.

Toyasumi put her finger on one of her shark-like teeth and immediately began to bleed. "Damn these are sharp, the fuck? "

"Yeah, I used to be a Scythe. I'm pretty neat huh? "

"So a Tsukumogami or something? Got it, got it. " Next!

Next up was Nene.

"I'm literally a shinigami. "

"Great so you can kill people real easily right? "

"... "