In this our Naija, witchcraft is practiced every day and by everyone including the righteous.
You're probably imaging juju and incantations and those stuffs, no my dear.
In naija, We have an electricity company but I'm certain the light distribution is not same like yours and I can't 100% explain that. But just know it's not the same. We call name NEPA, that's not the name anymore but e no concern us!
NEPA is probably the only institution that's tasked with providing light in the world and yet dem no dey get light for their own office be using Generator 😂😂😂
And let's not get started with the fact that they use police escort to go and disconnect or "cut" as say over here light from a police station but this is not the witchcraft.
Very consistent in coming to give bill and cut but not in giving light. If there's light for a whole day? Everyone panics because something is wrong and what happens when the weather gets gloomy? Light goes.
The witchcraft I'm talking about be say, NEPA take light before a typical naija man or woman must believe that the light is gone ehn, we must check our neighbors side to be sure that dem follow no get. Like,as I no get light you too no suppose get. Once this confirmation comes out positive, then there's peace else omo dem dun start silent prayer for your to go too because the equation just gats balance.
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