I was actually supposed to have drafted a chapter this week but I'm not ashamed to admit that I've been running around Facebook following the trending gossip in Uyo.
Sue me if you please but I do love me some juicy gossip and this one is just so damn juicy.
Drama never end sha, the vawulence continues tomorrow 😂😂😂
Just because I'm that much of a busybody, I'll be sharing the drama with y'all because that's the only way to understand.
First, let's have a before so you can understand the drama better.
Recently an Akwa Ibomite attempted to break the GBWRs for the longest cooking marathon, she succeeded and then had some scandal about food tasting that required her having to make a statement about it.
My people, na why wahala start. Aunty said she used N80m of her money to sponsor the event. An Ibom Facebook user decided to drag her name, we'll call him Akpan.
Akpan questioned how she got such an amount to spend on the record event and accused her of being an olosho. Aunty Blessing another user came to reply Akpan that those who live in glass houses do not throw stone.
Na here story start 😋😋😋
Akpan told blessing to be quiet and not talk since she was a broke ass, blessing provoke remind Oga how he used ENDSARs protest funds to married. Akpan replied that Blessing is a runs girl. Blessing won't be left behind, she reminded him how his wife is a retired asewo.
Even promised to give us the names of the wife's regulars😀😀.
Inec seized the list since we never saw it, from there stray bullet hit another person who was sleeping with students in the guise of giving them admission, mmmm.
We never finish this one, another bullet land, apparently some people book to fornicate last Christmas but the guy stole the girl's money in the by doing fake transfer😂😂😂😂
From there we entered the one that was broke and needed a destiny helper while at school, he according to gossip was dragging his old destiny helper😂😂😂😂. Omo ehn, iko ido o itok kpo😂😂😂😂
As at this even Blessing was been dragged for a 10k debt and we we're awaiting another list but I had to leave Facebook at some point make I no run mad.
Tomorrow is another beautiful day, we go hunting for vawulence again.😂😂😂😂
******************************************** My Opinion.
As funny as it sounds, it's sad especially for the man who's wife had to dragged into the matter. It's embarrassing, and I feel embarrassed on her behalf.
But it's a reminder that while Uyo might me a small place, it's also large enough and people know what you're doing the same way one should keep their sexcapades on the low because Nigeria, Akwa Ibom state to be specific is still a traditional place that expects everyone to be responsible both physically and morally.
This is a learning experience for me and I hope it is for others as well.
To avoid confusion.
In Nigeria the terms: Olosho,Asewo and Runs girl means Prostitute.
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