Stranger Things Imagines ~ Open for ideas

Y/N + The Party

*Everyone is giving advice to Will*

Lucas: It's okay to ask for help.

Mike: You're not a burden.

Y/n: Murder is okay.

Dustin: Your feelings matter.

 Y/n: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Will, Lucas, Dustin, and Mike: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

 Lucas: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?

Will: Why?

Lucas: Mike fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Dustin: Y/n doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

 Y/n: What do you guys do when you're stressed?

Mike: Try and calm myself down!

Dustin: Sleep.

Lucas: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.

Will: I don't.

 Dustin: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?

Mike: Take them!

Lucas: Punch them in the neck!

Will: Say thank you!

Y/n: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

Dustin: ...

Dustin: No. 

Y/n: You know what?

Y/n: When I join this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit.

*Mike, Dustin and Lucas continue screaming about mold water*

Y/n: Not the other way around.

Will: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water. 

Dustin: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat.

Mike: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther.

Lucas: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"*

Y/n: *not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*.

Will: *actual flat-earther.*

 Y/n: You three, explain right now!

Dustin: It was Mike.

Will: It was Mike.

Lucas: It was Mike.

Mike:

Mike: ...fuck.

 Mike: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Dustin: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Will: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Lucas: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Y/n: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

 Y/n: Will, I know you snuck out to see Mike last night.

Will: If you tell Lucas or Dustin, I swear I'll murder you, and they'll never find the body.

Y/n: Five bucks?

Will: Fine.

 Lucas: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Will: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Dustin: Drunk.

Mike: Wasted.

Y/n: Dead.

 Y/n: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Lucas: I really care about your feelings!

Dustin: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Y/n, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Mike: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Will: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

 Y/n: Guys... the principal just called—

Lucas: It was Will!

Will: It was Mike!

Mike: It was Dustin!

Dustin: It was me!

 Mike: What do rainbows mean to you?

Will: Gay rights.

Lucas: There's money.

Y/n: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.

Dustin: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops. 

Mike: Will's refusing to wear their glasses!

Will: Mike, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.

Will: *points to Dustin* Dustin.

Will: *points to Y/n* Y/n.

Will: *points to Lucas* Sasquatch.