Blue Lock Oneshots/Headcanons

random character headcanons

(i just put characters i randomly have hcs about here so not every character might be included!)

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Bachira Meguru

- had a fnaf phase
- sang man behind the slaughter ALL THE TIME and he got bullied for it
- fantasized of putting his bullies in animatronics a few times

- lemon demon fan
- can recite the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny chorus without breathing

- had a dsmp phase sorry
- had a crush on georgenotfound
- literally HATED dream bc of dnf 😭😭
- took every chance he had to shit on dream and everything dream stands for
- had a field day when dream's allegations were starting to get more proof

- likes douma from demon slayer
- cried for weeks when rengoku died
- he says akaza is hot but still hates him bc of rengoku

-flop account on tiktok

- danganronpa fan in 2020, did the junko poses all the time

Shidou Ryusei

- smells amazing
- even sae had to take a second whiff of this mans perfume cause he smells like heaven

- unironically likes cockroaches
- whenever he finds one in his house he talks to it
- painted a cockroach pink a few times cause he was bored

- LOVES hello kitty he'd literally buy every single hello kitty clothing item that would fit him
- also likes my melody

- can't cook for shit (this is literally canon)
- fucking master at washing dishes,  no spots left un-scrubbed, no soap left, all squeaky clean in under 10 minutes

- literally funniest person alive
- would make you choke on your food when eating with him cause hes always joking around
- once he made you laugh so hard both of y'all got kicked out of a store bc he accidentally knocked over a bunch of glass stuff

- manic bisexual, batshit crazy for punk women and men
- inlove with rhea ripley (shes so fine i dont blame shidou at all)

- tongue piercing, eyebrow piercing and ear piercing
- loves jewlery especially gold ones and pink gemstone thingies

- has a thong and has worn it more than thrice

- ART GOD hed always give you those handmade paper gifts he saw how to make on tiktok when you go on dates
- has a sketchbook where he only draws you in

- started banana fish and binge watched it in one day
- you'd think that all the tissues in his garbage bin are from y'know, but it was actually because his heart shattered into a gazillion pieces because of the ending

Nagi Seishiro

- wears the same clothes
- he literally has three of the same shirt because he doesn't wanna change the design but he doesn't wanna smell bad so he just buys duplicates of his favorite clothing items

- plays every single game in existence
- Fortnite kid
- got caught in class playing a rythym game and he literally wouldn't turn it off bc he refused to make a mistake

- has played otome games (obey me) and got addicted
- fav character is belphie
- doesn't like leviathan, physically cringes whenever levi starts rambling about something
- literally always gets the UR cards whenever theres an event

- loves playing roblox obbies with you
- type of guy to always be the first one to walk inside a room whenever playing horror games

- he always changes his profile pictures to the characters in the games hes playing
- his Instagram account is ran by Reo
- does the thumbs up pose automatically whenever a camera is pointed at him
- nicest smile ever but he literally never smiles in pics

- smells like nothing
- has lost multiple friends because whenever they make Nagi try to play the sport that their into, Nagi is always better (sk8 moment)

Rin Itoshi

- LOVES roblox horror games
- his fav is the mimic
- always says hes fine playing by himself but actually really wants someone to play with so he can show off his skills in solving puzzles

- watched all 3 human centipede movies and will never recover

- opposite of sae, really good at his academics
- usually always in the top 5 students, he doesn't place 1st all the time

- smoothest legs known to mankind not a single hair or bump to be seen

- strictly only watches bloody/gory, horror-ish animes because he refuses to be happy in life

- writes fanfics about his favorite characters
- known for writing the most heart breaking, heart wretching, life changing, depressing and terrifyingly good angst
- refuses to make his readers happy

- knows how to swim but he still doesn't know how to float

Sae Itoshi

- dumbest motherfucker ever outside of football
- can't do long division (me too)
- only knows the multipication tables for 1, 2, 5, 9, and 10
- always says "huh?" whenever you're explaining smt to him

- deaf AND blind
- constantly bumps into random poles, trips on rocks, almost getting ran over by a car is a frequent occurence

Barou Shouei

- meanest mf ever
- when hes in a fight, everyones in a fight
- has a bad thing to say about everyone

- gets SO mad whenever hes watching one of those coloring videos and the person misses the smallest spot ever

- can't play shooting games to save his life
- shit at obbies
- played the mimic with rin, nagi, and isagi (bachira got banned bc he bullied a bunch of little kids) and got so frustrated at the cooking part in the new chapter
- nagi kept messing up the dishes on purpose, sometimes not, and barou was literally fuming he was screaming and nagi literally did not care
- him and Rin were so fucking mad at Nagi cause he was so careless, and Isagi was the only one taking the game seriously