Attack on Fanfic (AoT oneshots)

The Audition (ReaderxEren)

"I thought we were in this together?" you say to Chad, your best friend.

"Well sweetheart, your on your own now because I want nothing to do with this or you," he responds sauvely.

"Wai-hahaha-I ca-can't-hahaha-ta-take this se-seriously," you laugh.

"Aw come on yn you said you'd help me practice," Chad whines at you looking exasperated.

"I'm sorry, Chad its just I can't pretend you're my boyfriend, cuz ya know your my best friend and when you talk like that I just really can't take you serious."

"Fine, but you're still taking me to my audition tomorrow," he huffs pouting.

"Of course I'll take you to your 'big break' audition in Hollywood," you respond rolling your eyes.

"Of course its my big break audition, if I get this part it could lead to another part which could lead to another where I could meet Joss Whedon, or Steven Spielberg and then they'll decide that I'm perfect for their next movie's lead role then I'll become a big time actor and you'll be my assistant. "

"That's what you say every audition you go to," you say rolling your eyes again.

"Yeah, but maybe this time it'll happen."

"Yeah, and I'll meet freaking Armin Arlert, or even Eren Yeager at this audition."

"Heey I thought you were supportive of my acting."

"Yes I am, it just feels like forever since you were cast in a part," you sigh.

"Its okay, I still love you," Chad sighs standing up from his sprawled position on the couch.

You instinctively inch away from him. He smirks at your reaction and moves to tackle you. You jump back before he can grab you, smirking right back you say "Haha you cheeky monkey! I seen that coming!" (I have no reason for choosing cheeky monkey as an insult but now all I can think about is a monkey with these giant cheeks. I don't even know anymore -_-)

"Who you calling cheeky monkey?!" Chad responds as he runs at you tackling you to the ground, which would be kind of surprising since he's such a tiny little guy to others anyway, you'd been living with this energy ball for years so you knew what he was capable of.

"Come on Chad don't!" you screech trying to get away from the freakishly strong thin brown haired guy.

"Nuh uh. You have to say that I'm the greatest actor, roommate,  and best friend ever!"

"No! Never!" you yell, before he starts to tickle you.

"Come yn! Say it! You know its the truth!"

"Fi-fine! I-I will!" you tell him after ten seconds of him tickling you. He slows to a stop smiling widely he says, "Yay! I knew you'd give in fast!"

"Your the greatest ever actor,  roommate, and best friend anyone could have okay!"

"Yup! And don't you forget it!" Chad says getting off you, "How about we get some grub?"

"Sure. Chinese?"

"Yes takeout!" he answers dancing his version of the crazy chicken dance.

You laugh, call the Chinese place, and enjoy the rest of the evening joking around with your lovable, lively, brunette friend who often reminds you of a chihuahua on sugar.

***The Next Day***

"Come on Chad! Lets go!" You scream at Chad, who is currently in the bathroom doing his hair. You swear he takes longer to do his hair than anyone you know.