Attack on Fanfic (AoT oneshots)

The Bet

Eren's POV

As I walked through the Maria apartment complex I heard people arguing. Then I round a corner and find the two fighting to be Hanji and Levi, my two friends who share the apartment across from mine.

"What do you mean Shitty Glasses?" The shortie demanded of Hanji.

"What I'm saying shortcake is you lost ANOTHER bet with Erwin last night and have to do whatever he says!!!" Hanji yelled in Levi's face.

"If I don't remeber making a bet it doesn't matter!"

"It does too!"

I groan, when I realize what the argument was about. Why can't Levi keep himself out of the stupid bets he makes with Erwin. Really he's twice my age and gets into these types of messes. You'd think that it'd be me.

"Umm...Guys?" I say walking up to them.

"Hi Eren!~~~" Hanji said, "Can you get some sense into this dwarf?"

"Umm...I can try..." I replie hesitantly.

"No, shitty brat tell Shitty Four-Eyes that she's wrong and I don't have to anything, since I don't remember the bet."

"Well given that in the past when you made a bet while drunk you ended up doing it soooo... ya gotta do whatever Erwin tells you to," I point out to the dwarf.

"See Levi, I told you~~" Hanji said happily.

"Fine," Levi said glaring at me like it was my fault.

"Oooo I forgot to mention you have to do what Erwin says with Eren cuz you both agreed to a bet with him. Everyone is gonna love this," Hanji said looking very pleased about something.

"What do you mean?" I asked not understanding why Hanji was looking at me with devious intent.

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Levi's POV

"Fuck!! When did that brat and I make a bet with Erwin?" I growled angrily at Hanji, while said brat looked extremely confused.

"Weeelll..." Hanji huffed looking guiltily proud of herself, "IkindamaybemadethebetforyoutwolastnightwhileyoubothwerepassedoutonourcouchandIhadaccesstoyourphones."

"The fuck you do that for!?" Eren yelled at Shitty Glasses looking extremely pissed.

"IhadthoughtI'dmadeabetthatyoucouldn'tlosebutapparentlyIwaswronggivenheactuallygotMikasatoblushandlottoonowthatIthinkaboutit."

"So you're telling us you lost a bet FOR US!!!" exclaimed Eren.

"Yup," she agreed, "Although I originally thought yo-I'd win given it takes a lot to get Mikasa to blush."

I stood there listening to them discuss the issue of getting the she-devil to blush, and realize there is only one way to get through this stupid thing and that's do whatever Shitwin wants us to do as payment.

"Alright call Bushy-Brows, and let's get this over with," I interject between Hanji and Eren's discussion.

Hanji pops out my phone, which somehow she still has and calls Erwin.

"Hey, so what do ya wanna make 'em do?" she inquires.

As she listens to what he has to say, a maniac grin spreads across her face. I groan internally knowing that this is going to never be forgotten by our group of friends.

"Yeah, I think I might some that'll fit them," she affirms grinning even wider, "Ooo, they're not going to like that, but its perfect."

I glance at Eren, noticing that he looks very uncertain about this as he gives me a small smile.