gay assholes ( Christopher pierre x novocaine ) [Cursed Ship Fic What am I Doin]

impulsivity of chaos (aka doing stupid things and ending badly)

When you think of couples you often think you lovey dovey normal people . Last thing you expect are the two morons in our story, unless If that's what your perception of love is, which is pretty cool in all honesty.

(Now have this crake fic I saw half of this happen in a dream but I continued the rest oh my jod. Why novo taller than tree in that dream not worry he has the same night here tho.)

"Holy...fucking...shiiittttt." Christopher said as he held on dear life for breath and feel to the ground on his knees after a long chase as he reached home to their door, oh poor hyper.
Well you must be asking at this point as a continuation of the last story, did they get the camera? Well yes luckily, they were able to delete the photo so no blackmailing today, how unfortunate for the hurty.

"How the...hell CAN SOMEONE...run so much..." trash hanging on the door frame stopping between the sentence to breath "...with such SMALL LEGS-?!" The dentist shouted. "This makes me feel old" Chris said as he was laying completely on the ground "chris dear, you could atleast walk to the couch instead of falling to the dirty ground..." novo said as he looked down and got himself together.
"Good idea!...one problem, I'm so tired and my poor delicate body cant get up?" Cheis said with a fake dramatic tone while striking a ober exaggerated pose as he layed down.

"Oh so you have enough energy to be dramatic but not get up" novo tried to tell chris, but if anyone knew it was in vain "c'mon chris dont do this" novo again tried but chris just crossed him arm "oh? So I would carry you to bed when you feel asleep but when your poor handsome and innocent boyfriend is tired, you won't even help him?" Chris said as he threw on of his arm over his own face in a attempt to appear innocent.

Novo sighed and agreed to and Chris threw up a leg, poor novo just looked at him confused before realizing "oh, ok fine..." novo grabbed his leg and began dragging chris to the sofa "jeez could you atleast be gentle?!" Chris complained "treat me like one of your patients" novo still continued dragging him but explained "If you were one of my patients I would have thrown you on the sofa". Chris held abit in silence "I feel bad for your patients sometimes.." as he spoke again. As novo reached the sofa he picked his boyfriend up and put him on the sofa "does that make you happy now?" He said sarcastically chris just nodded in a smug smile and crossed his legs on the coffee table and closed his eyes in content.

While novo just put everything down as his usual routine while chris awaited after his routine was done novo fell on the sofa near chris and hugged his twisted stomach and shoved his face while Chris switched through the many TV channels displayed in black and white for a while.

Soon Christopher got bored by the flavourless and bland shows and put his hand on novos face who almost fell asleep
"Huh-?" Novo wake up confused "what happened Chris?" Novo asked as he let go of the pale twisler and rubbed his eyes "I'm hungry, wanna get something?" Chris questioned novo  "uhhh....ehm yes sure, well what can you eat?" Chris think for a while "I mean, anything easy to digest?" Chris replied while shrugging.
Both chris and novo have to be precise with what they eat mostly eating food which are easy to digest because of Chris's spine novo does it because he cant be bothered to order anything different and totally not because chris forces novo to taste his favourite foods.

"Well guess I'll skip this time novo" novo looked over confused at the shorter one and spoke In a worried tone "chris, dear why so? Dont have been eating way less, you are worrying me" chris looks at novo with a blank and bored look "oh novo not to worry you but, I just dont feel like it" novo looked down "is there any reason Christopher? If you dint eat you'll get weak and-" "oh dont worry I'll eat tommorow ok?" Chris cuts of novo mid sentence novo just sighs "if you say so".

Both walked out with a warm clothes and sweater as they looked around all they wanted is too some their time they walked around there were only a few people walking around in the cold, none of them expected such cold luckily they were wearing clothes to keep the cold.