gay assholes ( Christopher pierre x novocaine ) [Cursed Ship Fic What am I Doin]

dammit! just say i love you and move on the plot!

I have lost all dignity
<author laying in their sofa upside down with their tablet which is 2 seconds away from probably meeting god>
And now I am back question my gender and sexuality.
And I'm a simp.
God dammit

Am I really going go write a grown azz man who can rip a jaw off bare handed panicking about handling and giving affection to another grown azz man who can crack a skull open with a swing of bat during a school night?
OFCORSE I AM! >=]

Also
The author looks slowly and disgusted at character.ai
FLUFF AND NO SMVT
BECAUSE SWEET LOVE OF TWO PEOPLE HAVE BEEN THROUGH ALOT IS VERY VERY NICE
tte author crosses their arms like 5 year old as they look back at the fic as character.ai slowly walks out the frame

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Novocaine walked out of the medical store quietly while holding a small bag of medical equipments he had to restrocked on and looked at the bag for a moment trying to remember what else he needed before he snapped his finger in realisation

He walked towards a nearby store gathering snacks and food items Christopher was still in his mirror dimension form he cant go out for a few days looking like that so it would be nice to get some snacks for him to enjoy while looking through the shop he found a flower isle
Now flowers are used to show affection and care to a loved one right?
So it would be logical to by it for, the loved one, right?

Novo stared at the flower for a while thinking whether he should get it or not, does Christopher even like flower and what would flowers even do? But what else do people to tell their love in a subtle way? He thought looking at the flowers before slowing walking to them

The Rose's were of many colours, many had single coloured rose, while some came in two colours mixed while other boutiques even had many different flowers god which one to choose and not to mention what would chris even like?

Probably something classic like roses?

He moved his hands towards the bunch of rose flowers not knowing which one to picks it would have been much easier if there was just a black and white bundle but no, he stopped his hand not knowing want to choose and it the mist of hurry he grabbed the one in front of him it was a bundle of red Roses and a black paper and plastic layering.

And walked away from the stand which the flower he picked in hurry.

God was that embarrassing and no one was even watching probably but it's still better than what he would have chosen If he had gotten the time to actually choose let's just hope and see he likes it.

He went to the chasier and payed for it before he could feel a string stare at him he looked up to meet eyes with a chasier 'oh shit she is the same one from that bread store-' he though
She had a firm and strong stare at him she was probably extremely done a tired and would probably not take any more shit from anyone.
"oh...you, changed jobs...?" He asked even if he didn't want to curiosity got the best of him.

"This is my 3rd job sir," she said as he skillfully scanned the food with a stern and angry look making sure that novo doesn't do anything while she was scanning the food and threw it all in the bag and scanned the bath on the bouquet ",have a girlfriend?" She asked as she made the total.

Novo blushed abit under the mask since it was for one "no it's not that" he said as he took the bag of snacks

"Uh, wife?" She asked since even if she was traumatized by him seeing people like these would definitely make you question everything, novo held abit in silence before speaking up "uh, boyfriend...?" He said in a extremely low whisper.

She just looked up and she printed the bill and rest herself on the counter "let me guess that white pale dude? just for the record I feel bad for anyone that comes in your path" she handed over the bill and bouquet to him "PAY" she yelled at novo.