gay assholes ( Christopher pierre x novocaine ) [Cursed Ship Fic What am I Doin]

when you are antisocial and hate parties

(Hatsune miku has possesed me to write this it's her fault oh jod what have you done)

<author's persona falls into the chair>
Salutations! Tis I, "DTY" this cursed author's imaginary self writing this,
sadly I lived long enough to make it into a new school year and this angel shits you if you are anything like me which is dramatic it hits you like a semi truck!! But hey! I am still only available at week ends haha take that mother I will still write gay shit you homophobic brick bleh.

ANYGAYS- either will be longer than the Corona virus or shorter than the lifespan or a ghost and pals charecters which is not long at all, anygays bye homos see you in heaven soon

-DTY, possibly the angel who made other believe IQ can decrease with their sheer stupidity

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Standing at the back of a coffee shop in a small enclosed room where only a extremely dim light was there to navigate the surrounding many boxes were carely thrown around and on top of each other along with equipments lazily put down in the middle of this horror inducing room stood a pale above average tall figure its was Christopher covering his mouth slightly as he talked into a phone

"well tell them I am not interested or dont wanna go OR THAT I AM BUSY!" Declared in a stern voice which was covered by his own hand "WELL WE ARE ALREADY HATED WHAT WILL A LITTLE OBVIOUS LIE DO?! AND HELL SOME PEOPLE THERE EVEN HATE YOU, YOU KNOW WHO? HYPER!" Christopher low screamed into the phone.

On the other side there was poor novo he didn't want to go either he hated being in a crowd of people, especially when there are many not to mention many there hated his guts or just found him rude he wanted to stay at home no matter how repetitive it gets he would rather stay at home probably sitting in the slight darkness inside a large box reading a...uhm...not family friendly and quite gory book alone and shouting at anyone who gets near the box.

"Yes yes I know I know but, even so the bigger problem here is having to answer her?" Novo spoke in a oddly calm voice he wasn't even ok with it he was about to lose his mind, surprisingly he can remain calm in harsh conditions.

"WELL I DON'T CARE IF WE HAVE TO MANAGE CANDLES DRAMA I MIGHT JUST PICK HER CALL UP AND SET IT ON THE TABLE FOR THE NEXT 8 HOURS!" Christopher voice even muffled coukd be heard outside slightly. A knock could he heard on the door "sir? Is everything alright?" The voice of the employ hit Chris's ears he turned around and immediately changed his voice give a calm and charming tone "yes yes! I'm quite busy, please work at usual." He excused the worker as his footsteps could be heard walked away.

"ANYGAYS NO. I DONT WANNA GO." He tried to speak in a more lower tone of a voice, on the other side of the phone he could hear novo sigh "babe? Please. You know last time we skipped we had to go through too much"
"NO MISTER CAIN, YOU CANT 'BABE' ME INTO THIS" Christopher screamed into the phone his voice could probably be heard outside but luckily no one was there except Remy the rat.
"Oh? Is that so? When you reach home you cant hug me nor kiss me on the cheeks or anywhere and cant sleep near me" he declared as he pulled the phone away from his face as chris was being too loud

"You can't manipulate me like this cain!" He tried to say it in the same stern voice as novo but novo being himself just sighed over the phone

"..still, I don't want to go either as I said we have no choice unless someone is ready to answer a literal drama queen for eight whole hours and also maintaining distance with me then be it"
Christopher rolled his eyes over the phone but decided a few hours won't hurt right?

"Fine, but is someone dies, or the police comes, or the place explodes I will not be held accountable for bring us in this mess also you would owe me dessert"
"Why is tha so oddly specific? But ok, also you would be nearby...right?" Christopher nods o reassure his boyfriend before realizing they were on a phone call and replying with a simple yes.