gay assholes ( Christopher pierre x novocaine ) [Cursed Ship Fic What am I Doin]

sheatpostin im so sorryyyy

I just wanted to re create this meme
It's a troll chapter I'm sorry 😭
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Novocaine walks in a park with his lover
it was a small park yet it was green and luscious with it's plants it had a bright pond with clear water and blissful cherry blossoms fallen on its surface and a bridge overlaying it
and trees anywhere and everywhere scattered randomly yet it looked prefect as it was destined the trees where a light coloured and some seems fresh as spring came
in this perfect evening there were birds chirping in their perfect symphony completing the perfect scenery...

Oh wait what's this-

"OH THE WORLD SEEMS IN ON TUNE ON A SPRING AFTERNOON WHEN WE ARE POISONING THE PEGIONS IN THE PARK~!" novocaine sang wait what- no this was suppose to be angst what-

"EVERYTHING SEEMS ALRIGHT WHEN WE ARE POISONING THE PEGIONS THE PARK" no because why is Christopher also singing this with him-, this is not the plot...

"EVERY SUNDAY YOU'LL SEE, MY SWEETHEART AND ME AS WE POISON THE PEGIONS IN THE PARK" novo kept sanging as he pulled Christopher closer why am I even narrating this?

"Ohhh when they see us coming all the birdies try to hide!-" Christopher's said with a smirk as he held the bag of seeds, they are so going to get banned from another park

"-but they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide~" novocaine as he sang the sentence complete and while I lose my sanity

"oh the world seems alright!" Christopher's said smiling as birds fell around the pretty park ruining it and the hardworking of me imagining this park

"WHEN WE POISON THE PEGIONS IN THE PARKKKKK~" novocaine said as he opened his arms out and his coat flared open dramatically as pegions fell by and the author cried

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Chasser walked in she looked quite annoyed and tried "get out" her familiar voice startled both of them as they turned to look at her "I wouldn't even try to get you both arrested...just leave my range of view-..." she said as a pegion fell on her head remaining unfazed she threw it off "go home and get therapy"

"Uhhh- sure-?" Novocaine said confused by her chill and unfazed personality even at the sight of falling pegions clearly the bullsheattry she had been through was enough for another character arc

"And author please for the love of god study for your exams...." she said to the au-author-???? ME?! HELL NO IM NOT STUDYING YOU AREN'T MY MOM

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