Deal With the Devil: A Lloyd Hansen Story

XXIV

"Well Hansen's, I have some news. First off lloyd, your sperm is fine. You are completely healthy. Second, Vanessa you're three weeks pregnant."

I gawked. "I'm what?"

"Yeah. Your urine sample came back pregnant. You one hundred percent have a child in there."

"I- shit I drank a glass of wine the other night and I vape.."

"You're fine. You obviously didn't do much of it because your baby is perfectly healthy. Congratulations."

I looked at Lloyd. He was smiling.

"That explains so much." Lloyd said. I gawked at him.

"Oh my god." I said and laughed.

Lloyd pulled me into a hug. "We're expecting."

"I guess you have a lot to be thankful for this thanksgiving week." The nurse said. I giggled.

Lloyd and I walked out. He held my hand as we went to the car.

"You can't have sex with me for over nine months now haha."

"I've had sex with you everyday for the past month, and you were pregnant for three of them. Do the math sunshine."

"Blah blah fuck you. But we're pregnant." I said.

"You're doing all the work. I'm just here."

I giggled. "You're doing great."

"We've known for ten minutes."

I smiled and held his arm. He bent down and kissed me.

"I love you so much." He whispered.

"I love you too."

"We can tell your brothers at thanksgiving!" He said.

"Sounds good."

I didn't wanna reveal to lloyd that I was downright shitting my fucking pants over the fact that I was pregnant. That's carrying this shit for nine months, breastfeeding for a year, goodbye to my perfect body, ew.

I should've gotten a surrogate. Maybe marissa would've done it. She would've loved that.

I got into Lloyd's car and sighed. Lloyd got in.

"Let's go out to eat." He said.

"Really?"

"Or order takeout. I don't care."

"That one." I said.

"What do you want?" He asked.

"What do you want?"

"Chinese. So fucking bad." He said. I smiled.

"That then. But I want ice cream."

"I'm calling to get you mangoes too."

"You remembered?" I asked.

"Of course."

I smiled and rested my seat back a bit. I grabbed my blanket from the backseat and put it over my legs.

"You're such a passenger princess." He said as I crossed my legs.

"Fuck you." I said and smiled.

"But you're my passenger princess." He said.

"You're so disgusting. I've never been so embarrassed from you."

He smiled and gave me a look. "Hey. By the way, I'll quit drinking and smoking with you."