I'm trying to give my brother advice and encouragement, because he's been down in the dumps just a bit over his crush on one of his subordinates, Killer. All of a sudden, I get a notification that someone messaged me. It was my online friend, who went by the name Xio. You see... I was having crush issues, too. But I wasn't exactly going to ask anybody I knew personally for help. So I turned to Xio. I... also have a fondness for one of my brother's lackeys, if you will... His name is Cross.
xɪᴏ
ʜᴇʏ, ʙᴀɴs, ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ?
ʙᴀɴsʏ 🍌
ʏᴇᴀʜ, ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇᴅ ʙᴀᴄᴋ!
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ɪ'ᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ! ɪ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ. sᴏ, ʜᴏᴡ ᴄᴀɴ ɪ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪs sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ɢᴜʏ, ʜᴍᴍ???
ʙᴀɴsʏ 🍌
ᴡᴇʟʟ... ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ sᴀʏ ɪ'ᴍ ᴄʟᴏsᴇ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ.
xɪᴏ
ᴏʜ, ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ? ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙᴇ ᴄᴏɴғɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ, ʏ'ᴋɴᴏᴡ? ʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ! ᴍʏ... ᴡᴇʟʟ, ɪ ɢᴜᴇss ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀ ʜɪᴍ ᴀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ, ᴡᴀsɴ'ᴛ ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ ᴏғ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. ʜᴇ's ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʜɪs ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ғᴏʀ ʏᴇᴀʀs ɴᴏᴡ!
ʙᴀɴsʏ 🍌
ɢᴏᴏᴅ ғᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ! ɪ ᴡɪsʜ ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ᴄᴏɴғɪᴅᴇɴᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ...
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ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ, ʙᴀɴs, sᴏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ!
ʙᴀɴsʏ 🍌
ᴛʏsᴍ! ɪʟʏ <33
xɪᴏ
ɪʟʏ2. <33
I think I'll text Cross and see if I can get him alone at a good time to ask him out. Confess my love... Oh, I know Xio believes in me, but I'm so scared... What if he hates me? What if he thinks I'm stupid or ugly...?
I look at myself in my mirror, my vision twinkling from the golden tears spilling out of my eyes. There's just no way I have a chance with Cross... He's amazing and strong and handsome. I'm thin and weak looking and hideous...
"Xio believes in you, Dream," I whisper to myself. "You can do this... He believes in you."
Cross<33
You aren't busy anytime soon, are you?
No. Why tf are you texting me, tho?
I wanted to go out with you.
Wow. What a way to ask someone out. So straightforward. 😍😏
Are you busy, Cross?
Nah. Who tf would wanna do anything with me?
I would...
I guess that means we go out tomorrow? On a little date together? ~
I guess... I mean, it doesnt have to be a date...
Do you like me?
I think you're a cool person, yeah.
Are you in love? With me?
Why would I?
Answer me honestly, Dream.
Yes...
Then it's a date.
I swear I was squealing after this. He said it was a date! He said it was a date. Come on, Dream, don't start hyperventilating, you're just being dramatic. But now he knows I like him... And he wants to go out!!!
I, of course, screamed into a pillow after reading his last text over and over. Tomorrow... Wow... I don't think I'll sleep tonight. After all, my dreams have come true. I'm going to be on a date with Cross!
"Blue, do I look good?"
"You look great, Dream, don't worry. He'll love you."
I sigh. "I really hope so..."
Blue chuckles, staring me up and down once again. "He'd be out of his right mind to say no to someone like you. Just look at you! And you're a great person. You have nothing to worry about, I know it."
Just then, Ink walks in, a smug grin on his face as he looks at me standing in front of my mirror, judging myself, and Blue standing next to me with a reassuring smile on his face.
"What's going on here?" Ink asks. "Dream's going on a date???"
"Shut up, Ink," Blue sneers. "You'll make it worse."
"How? I only just walked in. I'm being observant!"
"Well, you're not always the most helpful, now are you?"
Ink groans. "Oh, just shut up! Hope you have fun on your date, Dream. Let me know if you kiss!"
"INK!!!"
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{a special idiot} || Killermare
FanfictionYES IM WRITING ANOTHER ONE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND THIS SHIP JUST MAKES ME HAPPY, OKAY?! If you don't like it, cry about it- (kidding. Just don't read if you don't like Killermare. Or me. If you don't like me, too.)