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ᴏɴᴇꜱʜᴏᴛꜱ: ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ

a/n: i was supposed to write this on his birthday but i didn't,, so i'm doing it 8 days after 🥰

some people think that chuuya's the only alcoholic but look at dazai,, erm.

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'a honest birthday'
• regular au
• gn reader
• fluff
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yn yawned, they were wandering around. yn worked with the armed detective agency, and had recently found out it was dazai's birthday.

to be honest, they felt bad for not greeting dazai a happy birthday, as both yn and dazai were close friends.

yn sighed, they were pretty far from the agency (in walking distance.) it was starting to rain, and yn was unprepared, they didn't have any umbrella, and they were just wearing a sweater, no hood attached.

yn looked around at any open areas, and that's where they spotted the Lupin Bar. yn had been to that bar a few times in the past, usually with their friends, goofing off most of the time.

although days of not visiting turned into years, and they genuinely forgot about that place existing. yn noticed how the bar was open, they felt hesitant in entering, as it would feel awkward if the old bartender was there.

"you know what, fuck it, a drink will be fine." yn mumbled before entering the bar.

they walked through the hallway of the bar and spotted someone familiar.

dazai.

yn blinked, 'this will be awkward.' they thought. yn just stood there, they were on the verge of just leaving. they looked at the bartender who was cleaning up some glasses. 'oh how perfect.. that bartender knows who i am..' yn said in their head.

what made it even more awkward was that there was no one else there. just dazai, yn, and the bartender.

dazai was slouched over the bar, he was facing the opposite direction of where yn stood. the bandaged man was tapping on the ball of ice in the drink.

yn slowly backed away awkwardly, but it wasn't until..

"ah, so long no see, yn." the bartender spoke as he looked over to yn. the mention of yn got dazai's attention, he looked over to the direction the bartender was looking at, and his expression became brighter.

"yn! i didn't expect you to be here, c'mon, take a seat." dazai exclaimed, patting the seat next to him. yn sighed, they didn't greet dazai a happy birthday, so accepting the offer wouldn't hurt.

yn nods, walking towards the seat and sitting down. "you know, i was looking for you." they spoke, looking at dazai as they rested their chin on their hand.

dazai's eyes perked up and he smirked, "oh really now?" the male spoke, gliding his finger on top of the glass of his drink.

"happy birthday." yn spoke, looking back at dazai, "it's 11 pm, and your birthdays almost over. i felt bad so i tried looking for you." they explained, sighing. "i myself didn't expect you to be here, i used to go here years ago." yn's expression became more soft as they chuckled.

dazai stayed quiet, he hadn't been greeted by anyone today. dazai's cocky smirk faltered, turning into a gentle smile. "thank you." he spoke, his voice more calm and relaxed. the male took a sip of his drink before speaking, "you've been here before? my my, i have as well." dazai softly laughed, looking over to yn. they laughed alongside dazai, smiling warmly.

the two of them talked about life's troubles, and drank a few. "and then kunikida started yelling at me! like give me a break.." dazai whined. yn didn't drink much, if anything they just drank water. they listened to the male, rambling about work and other stuff.

"yikes, what did you do?" yn replied, drinking their water.

"hm.. i was tired! i may or may not have fallen asleep and didn't finish the papers that were due.." dazai responded. yn blinked before scrunching up their nose.

"some people never learn.." they mumbled to themself. dazai smirked and put his hand on his chin.
"exactly! kunikida's some grumpy shit!" dazai exclaimed. yn laughed, "that's not what i meant.. but go ahead..." they murmured.

an hour passed and the dazai was pretty out of it. yn sighed before smiling at dazai. "i'll drop you off to your apartment.. just tell me the address." they spoke.

"169 ligma street..." dazai said, definitely drunk. yn grimaced before sighing, "i'll just bring you to my house." they spoke, standing up.

"here, do you need help getting up?" yn asks, extending their hand for dazai. dazai yawned before taking yn's hand, clinging onto them like a sloth.

yn softly chuckled before guiding dazai out of the bar. their house was closer than the agency, like a 10 minute walk.

dazai clung onto yn as they walked. yn waved goodbye to the bartender before opening the door and leaving.

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after 10 minutes, the two reached yn's house. they sighed, their back kind of sore from dazai leaning on them. yn opened the door to their apartment, taking dazai inside.

yn guided dazai to their room, they opened the door and let dazai do his own thing. dazai looked already wasted so. yn put a glass of water on the bedside table for dazai. "drink some water, you'll have a terrible hangover." yn spoke, walking to dazai and handing him the glass of water.

dazai yawned before drinking a little bit and handing it back to yn. "boohoo.." dazai spoke before yawning.

yn took back the glass of water and put it back on the table, "drink some water, alright?" they spoke before starting to walk away. dazai grabbed yn before they could leave the room. "mhn.. hold on.." dazai können went close to yn. they blinked, their face becoming flustered.

dazai cupped their face, before leaning in and placing a kiss on their nose, their forehead and suddenly, their lips. "good night.." dazai murmured before going under the blankets, soon falling asleep.

yn stood there, absolutely flabbergasted. after a few, they snapped out of their trance, blush dusting their cheeks as they looked at the sleeping dazai. "good night, happy birthday."