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ᴏɴᴇsʜᴏᴛs: ᴄʜᴜᴜʏᴀ ɴᴀᴋᴀʜᴀʀᴀ (ᴍ4ᴍ, sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ/ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴀᴜ, sᴍᴜᴛ)

a/n: i want a raccoon like a pet one

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• 'game on'
• modern, streamer au
• male reader
• smut
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being a streamer was fun. you had a nice yet interesting fan base, and you were glad to have them. although, most of the time, your significant other, chuuya nakahara, a famous model, would often get quite jealous.

you and chuuya got together 2 years ago, and you kept your relationship a secret because of your family, ew homophones. 👎

  tutorial on how to make chuuya jealous:
by y/n l/n

• step one:
talk, breath, or even glare at dazai.

    y/n was streaming, around 1.5k people were watching, one of those people being, chuuya nakahara. he was playing the hit game breaking point, from the hit game roblox.

    genuinely, the entire time dazai was cheating, like he was full on glitching into the walls and found away to get admin commands.

    besides that, the only person dazai didn't kill was you. which made this situation even better to make chuuya's blood boil!

    "help what do you want me to kill you??" y/n asked, confused and the two were supposed to battle. they had 10 seconds until the both of them died.

    "of course, i would love to die from a beautiful man's hands.. would you do the honors of— oh" the both of them died, causing yn to burst out in laughter.
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CHAT:

5powdereddonutseater: uhhh oh🍿🍿

sky.casino.lovrr: dazai???

doppo.kunikida: You've got to be kidding me.
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type to chat . . . | | | |
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    you thought dazai was a feminist, maybe he found the men fancy too?? but if anything, chuuya was the man who had your heart, him and him alone.

• step two:
continue streaming (with dazai) when he gets home.

    chuuya parked his motorcycle outside of the house you two bought together. he checked his phone, hoping you weren't streaming, but nope! you were still streaming, and you were laughing with dazai.

   he has nothing against you streaming, he actually admired you for having such a kind fan base. chuuya's fan base is actually filled with horny teens, and it kind of grosses him out. especially when he's out signing people's papers, shirts, plushies, some people are unhinged and shit.

    he sighed, furrowing his eyebrows with jealousy as he saw you having fun with dazai. "that— whatever." the red head muttered under his breath before unlocking the door and entering the kitchen.

   he yawned, placing his coat on the hanger as he sat down in a chair at the dining table. he was waiting for you to come downstairs.

• third and final step:
ignore him purposely

genuinely, you knew what you were doing. you walked downstairs to the kitchen, grabbing some food.

"i missed you." chuuya spoke, resting his chin on his hand as he watched you. to his surprise you didn't respond and proceeded to make a cup of noodles.