React To The RWBYverse

Vox Machina-Bar fight

Night fell onto the city of Mistral, and Within the lower levels of the city, a Tavern is seen open as cheers can be heard "CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG" The camera enters the tavern and a table is seen with a group of people seen in the middle of a drinking game as the onlookers watch, soon one of the people on the table slammed the mug down and cheered "YEAH-HAHAHA! THAT'S RIGHT! WHO'S THE BEST!? HAHAHA" an extremely tall and buff and bald man shouted who also had grey skin and strange markings, soon the camera panned and revealed Taiyang Xiao-long in rather fancy clothing drinking wine, away from the table. "Ironwood wins, again," he said as he took another sip from his wine.

Yang was surprised "Wow Dad, looking fancy, and is that wine?"

"it looks like it, though I am wondering why I look like that?" Taiyang said

Meanwhile the Atlesians were surprised that the massive man was the General himself, Qrow on the other hand "HAHAHAHA! Oh this is gold! I always thought every version f Jimmy would have a stick up their ass but I guess I was wrong. HAHAHA!"

"SHUT IT YOU IDIOT!" Ironwood seethed.

Qrow is seen holding his head, most noticeable was his rather dark and shadow like attire and long ears, same with Raven but her clothing was red and had more color than Qrow and Winter is seen with pointy ears as well but was noticeably smaller than Qrow and Raven. "Fuck me, why do we always play drinking games with a guy twice our size?" Qrow asked "Because it's the fastest way to get drunk obviously" Raven replied "w-w-w-who's drunk?" Summer came into frame. "Not me, I'm great, I think we should to anoth-" she gags holding back her vomit "Another ba-" she could not hold it in anymore and vomited on the floor as Winter patted her back "didn't you only have one ale?" she gagged as well and beat her chest lightly "oof, so chunky"

Qrow smiled at the scene and chuckled "Sum always was a light weight when it came to alcohol"

"yeah your right, I remember that one time we went out drinking, she was so drunk I remember she ended up destroying the bar because she thought it was infested with tiny lizard men hahah, good times." Taiyang added

Then a large man stepped onto the vomit and groaned in disgust "Watch it bitch" the man proceeds to shove Summer to the side and walk away and Ironwood was not happy about that and stood up from his chair "Hey! You watch it dick nose!" "Easy James, we don't waste our time with talking assholes" Winter said raising an arm telling Ironwood to not attack as the man sat down by a table with the rest of his party. Raven then raises her cup and says "Oy! Tavern keep, another round for Vox Machina, the greatest band of mercenaries in all the realm!" the man from before began to laugh at Raven's statement "The greatest? I heard you couldn't even save a cow from a burning barn." his friends began to join the laugh "Vox Machina, what a fuckin' joke" he and his friends began to laugh harder as Taiyang, Raven, and Qrow nod to each other, soon a knife is stabbed into the mans table and Qrow is seen now at the mans table and was the one that stabbed the knife "Let's keep things civil friend, we're not here for trouble" the man stands up and reveals he towers over Qrow now that they are only 2 or 3 feet away from each other "ho-ho I know you ain't" the man says as he grabs Qrow by the collar of his clothes "everyone knows your a bunch of pathetic losers, who can't get a fucking job"

"wow we must not be popular" Taiyang said

Raven the continued "and it seems we're dirt poor from what that man said"

"Look at your scrawny ass, to weak to tickle your own pickle" "are you offering to help?" Qrow said caressing the mans large bicep.

Many of the audience blush a bit at the sight

"Wow little brother, didn't know you swung that way" Raven said with a slight smirk

"Yeah so what?" Qrow said taking a swig of his flask "Besides, it seems other me uses it to confuse and distract enemies as well hehe"