React To The RWBYverse

Devil May Cry 3: Qrow's Awakening

Fun fact I tried to incorporate the song "What's up Danger" like in the movie but I couldn't, I might re-write someday to add that but for now, I will leave it as is.

Now on the the Verse

The screen was just a black void, and soon a Scroll ringing can be heard, it showed a shop with a Scroll on a desk, and soon no other than Qrow Branwen who was shirtless and was wearing a pair of black jeans, and a necklace with a red gem around his neck and a red coat is seen on a coat rack in the background.

Ruby's eyes sparkled "Uncle Qrow!"

Qrow smirks "Well looks I'm the main attraction of this verse huh?" he takes a swig of his flask

Qrow walks to the desk as he dried his hair, he then kicked the chair up and it proceeded to do multiple flips in the air, it then landed on it's legs and as Qrow sat down he sat down and rested one leg on the table and slammed his other leg down on the table, then the Scroll is sent into the air which he then caught and answered the call "Sorry, not open for business yet"

Everyone was wide eyed at how unnecessarily cool that was.

Winter looked at Qrow with a raised eyebrow after her state of shock

Qrow shrugged and said "What?"

"That was just unnecessary" Winter said but Qrow just rolled his eyes

Qrow ends the call and places his Scroll on the desk "I haven't even picked a name for this joint and I'm already getting calls" he says as he picked up a slice of pizza.

Outside a man is seen right in front of the door and enters, Qrow looks up at the man and says "You a customer too?" the man stayed silent as Qrow continued "Well, if you want to use the bathroom help yourself. The toilet's in the back" he said gesturing to his left behind him. The man walks towards a pool table and skid his finger along the side and said "Is your name Qrow? Son of Ozma" Qrow's eyes narrow at the man "Where did you hear that?" "From your sister." the man replies.

Ozpin's inner circle and Salem's circle went wide eyed when they heard Qrow was Ozma/Ozpin's son but spoke non of it

The Atlesians, once they got a good look of the man they realized it was the rouge scientist Arthur Watts

Ironwood glares at the man "Arthur Watts, a Scientist who was thought to have died during experiments when the Paladin was being created, was then discovered to be alive and is now wanted for numerous crimes"

Watts merely chuckles "Guilty as charged, hehe"

Watts then looks at Qrow's necklace "She sent this invitation for you." he says as his hands went for the desk "Please, accept it" he then flips the table and Qrow was able to do a back flip as the desk was smashed into a wall and Qrow landed on top of it and caught a silver pistol, he aims at where Watts was but he was no longer there, he holsters his pistol as he jumps down from the desk "Invitation huh?" he then caught the pizza box and the slices of pizza fell into it, not a single one falling to the floor, he picks up the slice he had already bitten and goes for another bite, just then numerous Apathy crashed through the ceiling window and impaled Qrow with their scythes, one through his chest, one through his left forearm, and one in his right calf.

The Xiao-Long-Rose family went wide eyed at that moment, thinking their Uncle/Brother-in-Law was just killed "WHAT THE FUCK/HELL/HECK!?!?!?!"

"DID UNCLE QROW JUST DIE!?" Ruby said with tears in her eyes

Frost shook his head no and points to the screen

All of a sudden one of the Apathy are sent flying away headless, and Qrow is seen spinning the head like a basketball, he started walking with the scythes still impaled into him while also dragging one that won't let go of it's scythe, he then kicks back, sending the Apathy flying towards the other and sends one of the towards the pool table, destroying two of the legs, he takes out the scythe blade from his chest and it healed so fast it looked like it wasn't there, he threw the blade into the ceiling fan causing it to fall and shredding many of the Apathy.

"w-w-w-w-w-w-w-" Is all Winter could say, absolutely flabbergasted at how Qrow can Survive having MULTIPLE scythe blades impaled in him and just shouted "HOW!?!?!"

Frost chuckles and just says "Simple, he isn't completely human"

This shocked many but didn't ask further

He then walks to a jukebox but before he did her grabbed the pizza slice he was already eating as a black pistol was right next to the pizza box, now he was right in front of jukebox and says "This party's getting Crazy! Let's Rock!" he presses a button on the juke box but nothing happened, he tried again but nothing, he pressed the button numerous times but nothing happened. The Apathy looked at him confused, Qrow looks back embarrassed and just does a karate chop onto the juke box, breaking it but was able to get the heavy metal music playing.

Yang was bopping her head to the music "That is some good music"

More Apathy started jumping into the building as Qrow just tapped his feet to the song, one of the Apathy tried to attack him but he used the blade that was still lodged in his forearm to slice one of the apathy and kill one of the Apathy, he went on a rampage, killing many of the Apathy using the blades that were lodged in him, but soon enough they got stuck in one two of the Apathy, he breaks away from the blades lodged in him and leans back just in time for an Apathy to slash at him with it's scythe, another goes to attack him again but he swiftly takes out his Silver pistol that had the word Ebony and Ivory, with his Silver one being Ivory, he spins Ivory and blocks the scythe as it passes by him and quickly places the barrel of Ivory in the Apathy's mouth and shoots, killing it. Another tries to take Qrow off guard via a sneak attack, but Qrow does a back flip and causes the Apathy to fall on it's stomach, it attempted to stand but Qrow landed on it's back, he taunts the other Apathy as he starts using the Apathy like a surf board and starts going across the shop as he picked up the black pistol known as Ebony and began to spin around tunring into a tornado of bullets and soon went up the pool table like a ramp, the Apathy he was riding crashed into the ceiling killing it and ending the joy ride.

Qrow lands on the still standing side of the pool table and send the balls flying, he then shoots the Cue, sending it crashing into the other balls and making the balls bounce around the entire room, killing all the remaining Apathy as Qrow catches a Claymore that had a hilt that looked like a crow biting on the base of the blade, and it's wings as the guard "hehe, the end? Don't bet on it!" Then another of the ceiling fans fell as Qrow looked around the destroyed room, he then spots his pizza which somehow was unharmed, he goes to pick it up but an Apathy that some how survived stepped on it, thus ruining the pizza, Qrow shoots it in the head, he then grabs his red trench coat and flung it over his shoulder and starts walking towards the door and glances back at the destroyed room and says "I can already tell, looks like this is going to be one hell of a party!" he then smashes his boot towards the camera, causing everything to go black.

The Xiao-Long-Rose family was ate awe at how fucking epic and cool Qrow was there.

Ruby just said screw and screamed "THAT WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME UNCLE QROW!!"

"RUBY!?" The rest of the Xiao-Long-Rose family shouted

"That I must agree" Frost said and continued "Now then, the next world, if you don't like it BITE ME!" he says as he clicked to the next verse.