you ran me over!?! // jakehoon ff

three - sim wtf is this

unknown
sim wtf is this
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Jake
sunghoon how did u get my number

unknown
okay wow
whats with the hostility

Jake
it's a valid question

unknown
how do u even know it's me?

Jake
sunghoon

unknown
fine fine
the nurse made me take a picture of the doctors phone number on your file and your number happened to be there too

Jake
...okay

unknown
don't get too flattered I didn't go digging for this
you still didn't answer my question

Jake
what question?

They both knew Jake had seen the picture, he just found joy in pissing off Sunghoon.

unknown
why is a picture of u and me trending

Jake
umm idk what you're talking about

unknown
jake why is everyone saying I'm your 'hot secret boyfriend'

Jake
don't ask me I didn't make the article

unknown
well regardless
this is your fault

Jake
what??

unknown
you're the famous one so it's your problem

Jake
they can't even see your face
they only know it's me and some random guy
they'd be surprised to know that this hot boyfriend almost killed me

unknown
stop being dramatic
wait

Jake
what

unknown
I have an idea

Jake
nope
absolutely not
it's gonna be a disaster

unknown
um excuse me
you don't even know who I am
how do u know it's gonna be a disaster

Jake
the few times I've talked to u have said a lot about your character

unknown
first off
fuck you
second
give me your adress I'm coming over

Jake
haha no you're not

unknown
yup now send me the adress
:))

Jake
...

unknown
I know you're curious

Jake
shut up no I'm not

unknown
common

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Jake ended up giving sunghoon his address (sue him for being curious), and was waiting for him to come up.

The doorbell rang and Jake went and opened the door for Sunghoon. "Hello Jakey."

He waltzed in and Jake closed the door behind him with a groan. "Why are you calling me Jakey."

He simply shrugged. Jake silently shook his head while walking back to the sofa. "Sit down and tell me your idea."

He made himself comfortable, watching Sunghoon do the same.

After a second of silence, Sunghoon looked at him with a grin, Jake already knew he was going to regret this.

"What if we fake a relationship?" Jake choked, that was nothing close to what he was expecting. "You want to do what?!"

He was expecting a brief way to deal with this problem. A small Instagram post, a YouTube video maybe? But Fake dating? You've gotta be kidding.

And to be honest he didn't think anything needed to be done about it, people on the internet like to talk. But he apparently had other ideas, ridiculous ones.

Sunghoon put his hands out in front of him, trying to de-escalate. "Calm down and let me explain."

Jake stopped talking and leaned back slightly on the couch. He'd be lying if he said we weren't curious as to why he came up with this crazy idea.

"I was doing some research on you." Jake raised his eyebrows teasingly but Sunghoon shut it down immediately. "Shut up."

He cleared his voice with slightly red ears. "Anyways, I was doing some research and found out that you're going to a convention met up thing soon." Jake slowly nodded, vidcon was coming up. "I also gathered that you're painstakingly single and your fans love to clown you for it."

Jake groaned, knowing that Sunghoon was absolutely correct. For some reason his fans (and friends) deem him as 'undateable'.

He doesn't know when this rumor that Jake Sim gets no bitches started, but once it came out, it came out strong.

The day Jake found out that #jakesimnobitches was a hashtag on twitter was the thing that almost made him quit YouTube. He genuinely wanted to cry.

"I thought that we could both benefit from this."

Jake huffed, leaning forward, elbows against his knees. "Okay fine. Let's say I agree to this god awful idea, what do you want?"

Sunghoon shrugged, sitting further back into the couch, putting an arm across the armrest. "I'd want you to pay for my gas, maybe some new skating stuff. I drive to the rink all the time and gas is expensive."

Jake squinted his eyes skeptically. "You're serious? That's all you want?" Sunghoon simply nodded. "I'm a simple man Sim... and I like drama."