Coaches- [kokchis] Crazy insane aliens that come from the world of USA Swimming. Likely to go mad to the smell, sight, noise, feel, or taste of chlorine. One goal is to kill the swimmers with pain or insanity.
Coaches are very unpredictable people. You first see your sweet kind new coach, sweeter than bunnies on a cotton candy cloud, cuddling with other bunnies. Next thing you know, she assigns a set and BOOM, no one wants to cross the path of that killer bunny that sucks the blood of swimmers. Personality is one thing, but their language is another...
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Coach: "Hello team! Today we are working on dives! We might do one today but we will do much more tomorrow"
Swimmers: "Sweet! Dives are fun to practice! Even if it's only one! At least we will do much more tommorow."
[Next day]
Coach: "I've decided to do a huge main set so we only have time to do two dives."
Swimmer: "Two dives. So much more than yesterday...."
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Coach: [Writes 16x100 on 1:15] "Today we are doing a huge test set! You better swim fast cuz your times in this is gonna help your even bigger set tommorow!"
Swimmer to other swimmer: "Don't worry. It probably won't be that much more. Remember how she didn't do much more dives? It must be some problem of hers."
[Next day]
Coach: [Writes 100x100 on 1:10]
Swimmers: [All runs out, screams, or faints]
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Hopefully this taught you enough.
Recap: For fun, easy things, coaches won't do more or keep their promises.
For hard, killer sets, coaches will stay to their words and kill you more.
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