The Gaping Dickhole of Life

Pain in the Boob

CW: Homophobic slur and smut

Pregnant.

Those two syllables rang through Trey's mind as he sat next to his boyfriend Matt while they were still trying to work around the episode with Mohammed. Trey could only think about how clueless Matt was and how extremely guilty he was feeling. This was his fault. This is his stupid body. He wish he could just be normal like Matt, having both anatomy's was too much work.

It's been five days and he still hasn't told Matt. There's no way he can tell him about it without him freaking out and leaving, it's not like they're married.

"Trey? Trey?" Matt sighed as he tried to grab the attention of his boyfriend who quite clearly wasn't listening. "Trey, are you even listening to a word I'm saying?" He asked while shaking Trey's shoulder.

Trey jumped and blinked a few times before looking over at Matt, "Sorry, I was just thinking." He whispered as he felt Matt kiss his cheek gently.

"About what?" Matt asked as he slowly slipped his hand into Trey's free one.

Trey smiled and shook his head, "Nothing important, what were you saying?" he asked, referring to Matt's ideas for their new episode.

"Oh yeah! I was thinking that we should just put a censored block on the screen and say it's Mohammed." Matt smiled, "That way he's not in the episode and we can still use him for the plot."

"That's awesome!" Trey smiled widely as he wrote down what Matt just said before blurting out, "Did you hear that Tom's pregnant?"

"Cruise?" Matt asked as he looked at Trey with wide eyes.

"Yea!" Trey laughed nervously.

"What a fucking faggot! I always knew he was a pussy." Matt scoffed, "Oh, no offence babe." Matt smiled as he rubbed Trey's shoulder.

Trey bit his lip and laughed awkwardly, "I know right! We're so careful compared to them."

Matt snickered smugly, "Well, you know me. I'm the pull out king."

Trey rolled his eyes at his boyfriend, 'Not anymore' he thought to himself as he watched Matt scan over Trey's body with his eyes. "Who are you looking at that way." Trey teased.

Matt smirked at Trey, "Definitely not you and your... and your..." he said while dragging his eyes across Trey's body.

Trey leaned forward, their faces were inches away as Trey uttered, "Go on, say it."

Matt laughed nervously as he scratched the back of his head, feeling Trey's hot breath so close to his skin. Suddenly, he feels an all too familiar throbbing sensation from his crotch. Matt couldn't form a coherent sentence, all that left his mouth were rigid breaths.

"Yeah, that's what I thought." Trey whispered into Matt's ear as he stood up and packed their things away.

Matt sprung from his seat as he followed Trey around the studio in an attempt to satisfy himself. He grabbed onto Trey's waist to stop him from packing away and pulled Trey's ass directly onto his boner. Trey inhaled sharply and closed his eyes as he felt Matt slowly grind into him, "I'm gonna fucking explode if you don't hurry up and bend over that table." He whispered along Trey's neck.

Trey shuddered and placed one hand on top of Matt's that was gripping his waist, "Okay..." He whimpered, "But not here, not after last time." he exhaled slowly.

"No one gives a fuck about last time." Matt sighed as he slipped his fingertips into the waistband of Trey's trousers and felt his waist, delicately dragging his fingers along Trey's abdomen as he kissed Trey's neck.