Opening shot: a park filled with people enjoying a beautiful afternoon. Pan across the area; there is Frisbee-throwing, kite-flying, a young man and woman picnicking, the whole deal.
Male Picnicker: (holds out a soda) Soda?
Female Picnicker: Why, I'd love one.
Cut to a close-up of Cyborg. He has bent over something just down o.c., but then straightens up.
Cyborg: (Feels the fresh air.) Mmm-mmm. Would you look at that. A little sunshine, a little breeze. Only one thing could make this day better.
Pull back a bit as he bends down again. The thing in front of him is a barbecue grill, and he opens the lid to expose...
Cyborg: Four and a half pounds of baby back ribs.
He lifts the rack away on a platter. Cut to a picnic table, where Robin is digging into a burger and Starfire is heartily sucking something down through a straw.
Positioned just over her right shoulder, the camera does not allow us to see her drink on the table.
Cyborg sits down next to Masaru who's on the opposite side of the table just devouring well uhh...everything...
Thank saiyan anatomy.
Cyborg: Man, I love picnic food!
He buries his face in the ribs, chomping huge mouthfuls of pork, Robin matches that effort with the burger, Masaru beats both of them after chomping a big ass chunk out of the ribs. Cut to Starfire; now the top of her glass can be seen.
Starfire: Agreed, Cyborg. (flushes happily) This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.
She swigs some more of it. Back to the three boys, who stop scarfing down their food to stare in surprise.
Cyborg: Uh, Starfire?
Masaru: That's mustard.
Sight gag: she hugs the container; the mustard jar, with its screw cap removed, giant size as smaller ones float past in the background.
Starfire: Is there more?
The sight gag ends; Robin Masaru and Cyborg cannot tear their eyes away from the scene and their food sits forgotten in their hands. A shred of meat is clearly heard falling from Cyborg's face in the stillness.
Pull back from the table and pan to the tree where the grill is set up. Beast Boy, as a lemur, climbs around in the branches and hangs down from the lowest one by his tail; by the time he gets within reach of the grill, he is back in human form. He picks up two hot dogs.
Beast Boy: Sweet! My tofu dogs are cooked to perfection. (Pull back; Raven sits in the shade of a nearby tree.) Yo, Raven. Try one. They're loaded with soybeany goodness.
Raven: I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat.
The vegetarian Titan proceeds to wolf down both dogs at once. Cyborg runs past; cut to him on the open grass, football in hand.
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The Saiyan Titan.
FanfictionKnown As The Glue, Known As The Strongest On The Team, The Most Caring On The Team Next To Starfire. Masaru is a nice but idiotically strong saiyan he's also quite temperamental to anyone who hurts his friends let's follow him as he lives his life a...