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christopher: I would never say that kennith is a bitch and I don't don't like them. That's not true... kennith is a bitch and I like them so much!

christopher: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

kennith: Pros and cons of dating me.
kennith: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
kennith: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

kennith: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don't make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, fucked a bee.

kennith: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

kennith: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.

kennith: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

kennith: I'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

kennith: I hope no one lowkey hates me.
kennith: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.
kennith: Go big or go home.

kennith: I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.

christopher, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

arc: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.
*later, in a barfight*
arc: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*

christopher: I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired.

christopher: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
christopher: I will not yield.

kennith: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

cakey: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

christopher: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

kennith: Sweet dog you got there.
Police: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog.
kennith: Still training huh?
Police: What do you mean?
kennith:
kennith: Never mind.

arc: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

frances: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

christopher: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

arc: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

kennith: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
kennith: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

christopher to arc: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as... people I met.