christopher: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
kennith: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police
frances: Must be hard not being able to laugh
christopher: I do have a sense of humor you know
frances: I've never heard you laugh before
christopher: I've never heard you say anything funny
nancy: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
frances: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.
christopher: This is a mistake
maika, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
christopher: But not today
maika, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
christopher: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
maika: It's not a joke.
maika: *sniffles*
maika: I'm a legit snack.
henry: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
arc: You think I really give a fuck? I can't even read.
maika: I told chris their ears flush when they lie.
cakey: Why?
maika: Look.
maika: Hey christopher ! Do you love us?
christopher, covering their ears: No.
cakey:
cakey: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
christopher: *turning to arc* How tall are you?
frances: Bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste!
christopher: We got spring water
frances: NO.
kennith: with EXTRA minerals
christopher: it's like licking a stalagmite
frances: DON'T COME HOME.
kennith: Mmmmm cave water
henry, writing: What's a good word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
christopher: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
arc: Smad.
nancy: Tell cakey about the birds and the bees.
christopher: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
christopher, texting : Help I'm being kidnapped
nancy: Where are you?
christopher: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
nancy: I'll call .
kennith, answering their cell: Y'ello?
nancy: Where's christopher? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
kennith: ? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
kennith:
kennith: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
kennith, with colorbars hair: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
christopher: WHO ARE YOU?!
*fbi2 sitting in jail together*
kennith: So who should we call?
arc: I'd call say, but I feel safer in jail
Store Worker: Would a Mx.elsner please come to the front desk?
henry, arriving at the desk: Um, hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to christopher and kennith*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
christopher and kennith, simultaneously: We got lost :(
henry: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
*The squad is having dinner together*
nancy: maika, can you pass the salt?
maika: *Throws christopher across the table*
norman: Hey, christopher? Can I get some dating advice?
christopher: Just because I'm with doesn't mean I know how I did it.
YOU ARE READING
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De Todomainly chris and kennith due to them being my two faves i project onto chris (and kennith) a lot, so prepare for them being mentally ill contain: chriskennith, henrynancy, charonnorman fbi2 is refering to arc, chris and kennith kfc refer to kennith...
