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kennith: You look like a corpse that we just pulled out of the river.
christopher: No, I look like a rock star who OD'd in his own pool. Big difference.

frances: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!
christopher: Alright, being it in.
frances: Don't fucking touch me!
say: *Under their breath* This is why nobody hugs you.

henry: Are we really so desperate we'd let my mom get ripped to shreds by hipsters?
say: ....
henry: say-
say: I'm thinking!
henry: say!
say: I'M THINKING!

christopher: I've always been a little anxious.
christopher: And then I died.
christopher: Which did not calm me down.

*going to sleep together in the there-was-only-one-bed situation*
christopher, turning on their side, away from kennith, muttering under their breath just loud enough for kennith to hear it: You better not leave me.
kennith, covering christopher with the blanket, whispering tenderly and with feeling: Never.

say: the moon looks beautiful, isn't it?
arc: yeah, you know who's more beautiful?
say and arc in unison: [sighs] christopher.

kennith: i don't like my last name, i want to change it to something cuter
christopher: like what
kennith: how about pierre?
christopher:
christopher: ...you want us to be siblings- oh, w, wait-

kennith: I thought marriage was about love and trust. But you have betrayed me
christopher: ...I woke up early because of an emergency
kennith: You abandoned me!
christopher: You don't get enough sleep, and I didn't want to wake you
kennith: But I did wake up! By myself! No malewife! No kisses!

christopher: Don't go there
kennith: Why?
christopher: I saw a spider preaching with poison on its lips.
kennith: Well did you kill it?
christopher: It has 6 arms and I only have 2. It's not fair

frances: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through some stuff?
maika: No.
christopher: Nope.
cakey: Absolutely not.
maika: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
christopher, laughing: "I hope it sucks"!?!
christopher: Hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
cakey: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

cakey: What do you mean santa isn't real-

henry: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
nancy: *sighing* kennith's.
kennith: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.
christopher: *wiping away a tear* Inspirational.

nancy: So, what's it like dating christopher?
kennith: Once, I asked them for water while they were pissed at me, and they brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

christopher: this push pop bangin yo
nancy: that's a glue stick

nancy: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
christopher: I'm a knife
kennith: they're a little spoon

maika: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
nancy: Wasn't christopher with you?
christopher: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

arc: remember how I said kennith and I were going to have a calm night out for once?
say: yes
arc: well, we're in jail
say: *hangs up*

nancy: don't overreact
christopher, already digging their own grave and shoveling the dirt back on themself: I'm not

christopher: I slept for almost twelve hours but I am still tired so let's go for twelve more.
nancy: christopher, that's a coma.
christopher: Sounds festive.