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mentally ill children

cakey: How the hell did you crash the car?!
kennith: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.
kennith: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.
cakey: ...
christopher, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

christopher: Come on, nancy. Nobody actually believes that kennith is in love with me.
nancy, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that kennith is helplessly in love with christopher.
*Everyone raises their hand*
nancy: kennith, put your hand down.

christopher: You don't need my blessing to go kiss charon. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing charon!
norman: Nope.
christopher: In that case, as the archbishop of norman's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss charon right on the lips!!!

norman: *seductively takes off glasses*
norman: Wow...
charon: *blushes* Haha... what?
norman: You're really fucking blurry.

charon: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
norman: Wow. They sound stupid.
charon: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
norman: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
charon: I guess you're right. Hey norman, I love you.
norman: See! Just say that!
charon: Holy fucking shit.
norman: If that flies over their head then, sorry charon, but they're too dumb for you.
charon: norman.

chharon: I like bad guys
norman, trying to impress them: well i'm bad at everything

norman: charon and I don't use pet names.
christopher: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
norman: Honey?
charon: Yes, dear?
norman:
christopher: Don't ever lie to my face again.

kennith: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
frances: Just rip the bandage off.
kennith: It's christopher.
frances: Put the bandage back on.

christopher: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
say: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
kennith: Ya know... it might be.

cakey: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.
arc:
arc: I'm gonna tell them.
christopher: Don't you dare.

nancy: Oh christopher, we have a visitor!
christopher: Don't tell me it's maika.
nancy: It's maika.

nancy: What do we say when making bread?
christopher, glumly: That's the dough rising.
nancy: And what do we NOT say?
kennith, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

nancy: christopher, maika, I've left a letter telling your guardians not to worry-
christopher: They won't.
nancy: That you're safe-
christopher: That'll just depress them.
nancy: -and you'll see them in a few weeks.
maika: Do we have to?

christopher: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
kennith: You're very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
maika: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
say: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

cakey: You know, charon gives norman flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
christopher: Okay.
*Later*
christopher: *gives norman flowers*
norman: ???
christopher: I don't know, I'm confused as well.