mainly chris and kennith due to them being my two faves
i project onto chris (and kennith) a lot, so prepare for them being mentally ill
contain: chriskennith, henrynancy, charonnorman
fbi2 is refering to arc, chris and kennith
kfc refer to kennith...
arc: chris, where have you been? You left your cell phone in your desk and I assumed you were dead. christopher: Uh, I would clearly be buried with my phone.
christopher: kennith, I think you should play the role of my father. kennith: I don't want to be your father. christopher: That's perfect. You already know your lines.
cakey: Did you notice how hot your sister has gotten? christopher: *Glares.* cakey: Because I have not!
christopher: we are here to mourn our old friend, said. nancy: it was say. christopher: yeah, it was. so now it become said. nancy: christopher: say: CHRISTOPHER YOU LIL- christopher, running: SEE I TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK-
christopher: [sits down in chair, sideways with legs crossed] christopher: "...DANG IT." kennith: "What?" christopher: "I was trying to keep a streak going of normally sitting in a chair." kennith: "HAHAHAH--" [is also sitting sideways in chair, and with feet crossed and up on the table] christopher: "DON'T MOCK ME." kennith: "I'M SORRY BUT WE'RE JUST TOO GAY AND NEURODIVERGENT FOR THAT GOAL-"
kennith: "Over the past few days, I have developed a sense of no opinion. I am... completely disinterested in everything." christopher: "I feel absolutely no desire to make decisions anymore." kennith: "Maybe we've just given up." christopher: "Maybe we have."
christopher: its fine, if i lie to myself "everything is under control" for enough times i will believe it.
christopher,lyingonthefloor,depressed: kennith: christopher, have you already forgotten what i said about suffering silently!? kennith, lying down with him: we are together in this!
nancy: I know you snuck out last night, kennith. christopher, whispering: Play dumb! kennith: Who's kennith? christopher: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
maika: You jumped out of a moving plane rather than talk to me about your feelings! christopher: You're exaggerating. The air sucked me out like a vacuum. maika: You hit the ground and started running!
christopher: It's almost time to switch from our regular weapons to our holiday weapons! cakey: Is there a difference? maika: Yes. The holiday ones light up!
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maika and cakey: christopher, please, we're begging you, just GO TO THE HOSPITAL- christopher: Well excuse me, who's stab wound is this???? Is it OUR stab wound???? No! Stay out of it!
kennith: I'm the proud owner of an IQ of 5 (and a half)! christopher: Not for long. kennith: Please. It's all I have.
nancy: What have you heard about christophers mansion? kennith: I have heard that it's very dangerous. kennith: kennith: I love danger.
