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arc: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
cakey: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
christopher: I recorded the dumb stuff.
kennith: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
say: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

charon: norman's refusing to wear their glasses!
norman: charon, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
norman: *points to christopher* christopher.
norman: *points to kennith* kennith.
norman: *points to arc* Sasquatch.

nancy: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
say: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
kennith: Three of us saw it, say. How do you explain that?
say: *points at kennith* Sleep deprivation. *points at christopher* Paranoia. *points at cakey* Delusional personality disorder.

henry: Are we really going to let cakey keep christopher?
nancy: We kept arc.

cakey: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
maika: Several traffic violations.
kennith: Three counts of resisting arrest.
christopher: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
arc: Also, that's not our car.

say: Time for plan G.
nancy: Don't you mean plan B?
say: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
kennith: What about plan D?
say: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
henry: What about plan E?
say: I'm hoping not to use it. christopher dies in plan E.
christopher: I like plan E.

*Everyone is giving advice to cakey*
maika: It's okay to ask for help.
nancy: You're not a burden.
christopher: Murder is okay.
say: Your feelings matter.

maika: What do rainbows mean to you?
kennith: Gay rights.
arc: There's money.
henry: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
christopher: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

henry: Anyone d-
christopher: Depressed?
kennith: Drained?
maika: Dumb?
cakey: Disliked?
henry: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

henry: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
kennith: You can eat a rock.
frances: Air.
cakey: The fabric of time and space.
christopher: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
henry: You guys are not helpful.

*after the Squad has been separated for a few years*
kennith: So what have you been up to recently?
arc: Leading a revolution with maika.
kennith: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.
arc: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!
kennith: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? say?
arc: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. christopher?
kennith: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. frances?
arc: Cult leader.
kennith: Yeah, that sounds about right.

frances: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to nancy and henry's convo?
kennith: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
cakey: I'm in the washing machine.
christopher: I'm in the closet.
kennith: We accept you crispy. <3
christopher: No I'm literally in the closet.
kennith: Love is love. <3

Squad reactions to being called straight:
christopher: The fuck, no I'm not.
kennith: Excuse the hell out of you?
arc: Ding dong, you are wrong!
cakey: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
maika: Rude.
say: *punches the person*

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