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Dickless
Okay so

Redhead and his little friend Hank
Shut the fuck up

Dickless
Let me finish my story asshole

Anyways

One day I woke up with explosive diarrhea, I shitted in the bathroom and all good

But then I went to deliver some noodles and in the middle of it I let out a fart thinking nothing would happen

Then I felt a disgusting smell so I stopped the car to see what was it

It was fucking me i shat myself

Since that day I haven't farted in public

Mei
Oh my god??

You can be whatever you want!
We're trauma dumping now?

Redhead and his little friend Hank
I clearly didn't need to know that

Dickless
I just wanted to let it out of my system so I would stop thinking about it🤕

Redhead and his little friend Hank
Write it on a fucking diary probably???

Dickless
Probably u did something like that before

Redhead and his little friend Hank
Uh nuh uh

Mei
He probably did

Redhead and his little friend Hank
NO I DIDNT???

You can be whatever you want!
Quick question how many years of jail u would go if u stole a pet

Mei
What did u do

You can be whatever you want!
I just stole my neighbor's cat

Dickless
Pop off!!

Redhead and his little friend Hank
The poor cat😕

You can be whatever you want!
Bitch why u always hating

Mei
Ask yourself why ur parents doesn't let u have pets

Redhead and his little friend Hank
Excuse you I have a hedgehog stupid fuck

Dickless
HELLO SINCE WHEN

you can be whatever you want!
Last time I went to ur house u didn't show it to me☹️

Dickless
Why u went at everyone's houses

You can be whatever you want!
Expect for macaque's🤕

Redhead and his little friend Hank
Nah macaque lives on the street what you mean