I have writers block and no ideas so have this for the meantime 😀
Who is the most affectionate?
- Boris 😌
Most common argument?
- "Who the hell threw up in the pool??"
Who apologizes first?
- Boris
Favorite (non-sexual) thing to do?
- Watching TV, getting drunk, or both at the same time
Who drives and who rides shotgun?
- Theo drives, Boris rides shotgun (in the book)
Who is most likely to carry the other?
- Boris would carry Theo
Nicknames?
- "HARREY POTTAH"
Who proposes?
- Probably Boris
Who sings along to the radio?
- Boris (while Theo regrets all of his life decisions)
Who worries most?
- Theo
Who always wants to take selfies with the other?
- Neither 😔
Who likes to playfully tease the other?
- Boris
Who has the weirdest taste in music?
- I mean... both of them since they listen to the same music?
Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?
- Theo (he remembers what Boris likes to eat and steals them for him 😖 #couplegoals)
Who is embarrassed to take their clothes off in front of the other?
- Theo
Who tops?
- We all know the answer here 😃
Who initiates kisses?
- Boris
Who reaches for the other's hand first?
- Boris as well
Who kisses the hardest?
- I wouldn't know but um *cOuGH* Boris 👀
Who is more ticklish?
- Theo
Who brings the animal they found back home?
- Theo (he brought back Poppers from outside the home... that counts, right?)
Who holds the umbrella while it rains?
- Boris, he always has an umbrella on him
Who tries to embarrass the other in public?
- Boris (again)
Who kills the scary bugs?
- Theo (I know this might be a surprise, but I imagine Boris just screaming in the background as Theo kills the bug
Who asks weird questions in the middle of the night?
- Theo ("Boris, is the moon the same in Russia 🌝?")
Who hogs the blanket?
- Boris steals the whole blanket because he needs 'his beauty rest'
Who wakes up first?
- Boris
Who wants to stay in bed just a bit longer?
- Theo (who is always hungover)
Who makes coffee for the other each morning?
- Boris (he makes strong coffee for Theo every morning)
Who cries during sad films/ sad books?
- Both, at the same time
Who gets scared during horror films?
- Neither, they've been through enough shit already nothing fazes them
Who cuts the other's hair?
- Boris cuts Theo's hair (since his hair is overgrown in the book)
Who says 'I love you' first?
- Theo ("More than anything I was relieved that in my unfamiliar babbling-and-wanting-to-talk state I'd stopped myself from blurting the thing on the edge of my tongue, the thing I'd never said, even though it was something we both knew well enough without me saying it out loud to him in the street-which was, of course, I love you")
Who tells their friends/ family first?
- Boris has nobody to tell so Theo tells Hobie first
What do their friends/ family think about their relationship?
- Hobie would be super supportive and wholesome (because he just is)
Who is most likely to ask the other to dance with them?
- Boris would ask Theo
Who cooks best?
- Theo (Boris would burn the house down)
Who wears the other's jacket?
- Both, they share clothes (😫 #couplegoals again)
Who uses cheesy pickup lines?
- "Hey Potter, if you were a fruit, you'd be a CUTEcumber 🤪" - Drunk Boris
Who whispers inappropriate things during inappropriate times?
- Boris would be the type of guy to laugh at a person's funeral (probably his dad's)
Who makes the other laugh the most?
- Boris
Who needs more reassurance?
- Theo
Who would bail the other out of jail?
- Boris would totally go to jail because for committing arson
What would be their theme song?
- Dear Prudence or Cigarette Daydreams
Who would sing their child back to sleep?
- Boris would sing his Polish lullaby 😌
What do they do when they're away from each other?
- They aren't
Headcannon that stabs your feels?
- Theo didn't see Boris for years after getting back the painting because he travels all the time
Headcannon that mends the previous one?
- They text each other 🤧
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