𝕙𝕞𝕞...IsN'T fLoRiDa SuCh A gReAt StAtE????!??

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It makes it better when a song that says "one day you're going to die" is playing on my Spotify.

So, hurricane season, you know it. Here in Florida, it's our ݊ꪀꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅᧁׁhׁׅ֮tׁׅꩇׁׅ֪݊ ɑׁׅꭈׁׅꫀׁׅܻ݊.

FL stands for FLoods

OR stands for ORphanage

RI stands for RIght for trans is dumb to Floridians point of view

DA stands for DAmn that hurricane is

️️S̴̨̛͇̺͇͕̟̘͎̗͖̙͍̭̞͇̒͆̀͝T̶̢̧̨̝̺̺̿̑͆̀͋̎̅̓͘̕͝R̴͇͌̀̆̍̽͝͠ͅ️O̸̙͙̺̰͚͎̙͔̦͇͗̒̋͛̄͐̓̽̄͛́͂̀̑̕ͅͅͅ️N̴̟̬̠̣͍̹̜̠̘̮͎̥̜̳̖̋͋͛̆́̂̀̅̓̕ͅͅG̶̨̛̼̹̮͚̻͔̘̣͉͈͚̏̈́̿̅̀̏̀͌͒̀̐̇́͘.

Yes, welcome to FLORIDA, the """Sunshine""" State, where boys with a mullet wig, who wishes to be in Texas, own Glocks illegally and drink beer.

No seriously this is not a joke. If you see this irl call the mf police bruv. But if you're in Florida, buddy, just leave. Move out as fast as you can, go to Canada.

I hate to break it to you, but, Florida. 𝑂ℎ ₗₒᵣ𝒹. F l O r I d a, is Ohio's twin. Except it's not a joke. As I speak there are hurricanes forming and headed to Florida.

G̩̱ͩ̏͜I̍̅̀̎̊V̘̪͆̂̅Ḛͭ̉̇͟ U̠҉̷̙ͦS̵̙͕̀̃ A͙ͭͫ B̴̢̠̋̊͑̈̾̑̊͒͗̽R̴͇͌̀̆̍̽͝͠ͅ️Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝K̶̨̧̧̰̲̉̆ B̴̢̠̋̊͑̈̾̑̊͒͗̽R̴͇͌̀̆̍̽͝͠ͅ️O̸̙͙̺̰͚͎̙͔̦͇͗̒̋͛̄͐̓̽̄͛́͂̀̑̕ͅͅͅ I̍̅̀̎̊ W̯ͤ̾ͣ͝A̷͙ͭͫ̕N̺̻̔̆ͅN̺̻̔̆ͅA̷͙ͭͫ̕ L̸̖̽̌͂I̍̅̀̎V̘̪͆̂̅Ḛͭ̉̇͟ P̧͕̒̊͘Ḛͭ̉̇͟A̷͙ͭͫ̕C̵͉͋̔͞Ḛͭ̉̇͟F̘͍͖ͫ͘U̠҉̷̙ͦL̸̖̽̌͂L̸̖̽̌͂Ỵ̛̖͋͢

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