grASSY love UWU

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by AMANE_AMANE789

by AMANE_AMANE789

(Nagito Toemaeda POV)

I woke up growling like the beta alpha baddie I am as I looked around my stinky room with my crusty socks all over the floor. I walk through my huge mansion, thinking of a certain booty that was bigger.

I then get the besty weary idea ever, go outside and touch some grass. I put on my crusty dusty musty jacket on and went outside with a hiss.

I then find a patch of grass that looks kinda thicc if you ask me uwU, I then touch it, rubbing my hand on the very THICC grass until I heard it

"U-UwU stwop don't touch me b-b-baka!"

It sounded so hot, and the grass block farted a extra stinky fart out of the ground, looking at me with her beautiful rocks for eyes

"Grrr wow I never seen a grass block as THICC and HOT as you before"

I say to the block who blushed brighter then a monkeys ass

"U-UwU weally? Nwo one hwas ever swaid thwat about Mwe"

The block said cutely

"Will you be my little uwU kitten?"

I asked in a deep hot voice sounding like corpse husband

"Of cou-"

My kitten suddenly got interrupted by some shitty little lean gremlin

"DATS MY MOTHA FUCKEN KITTEN BICH"

The gremlin said while running up to us, the smell of grapes, axe body spray, and sweat filling our noses because of him

"No she's my Kitten you small oompa loompa looking ass bitch"

I said to him in my alpha beta baddie voice, growling angrily at him until grass block sama interfered

"Hwey hwey! I cwan bwe both your kitten, you cwan share mwe!"

Me and the oompa loompa looked at each other before agreeing and then we start to make out with the dirty dirt block
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(Anonymous POV)

"Erererererererer erererererererer ererere.... Erererererer......erererer....."

(TO BE CONTINUED)